Kung poo? Manc Nan does a poo into food at Chinese buffet

Gran banned from Manchester restaurant after taking a shit in the seaweed

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Fortune cookies predict a lot of things, but maybe can’t foresee a woman taking a big plop suey in the buffet.

A grandma shocked terrified onlookers when she took a number two in the middle of an all-you-can-eat Chinese feast.

mmmm, kung poo chicken

Mmmm, kung poo chicken

Fellow diners got far more than they bargained for at the £8.99 buffet at a popular Manchester Chinese restaurant.

It was bog fried rice and prawn crappers all round in  the north Manchester joint, as the 52 year-old gran grabbed a chair and did her business in the crispy seaweed.

Tempting

Janice O’dowd had drunk two bottles of wine, and had already been asked to leave the restaurant for putting a cigarette out in someone’s drink.

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When a reporter from Sunday Sport asked her what happened, the red faced nan said: “Yes I was drunk and yes I did shit on the buffet”.

“I’d necked two bottles of  f*****g vodka so what did you f*****g expect?”

Probably wasn't as crispy afterwards

Probably wasn’t as crispy afterwards

Unsurprisingly, horrifed buffet-goers were left gasping and others even puked at the unsavoury sight.

Of course, she has now been banned from the restaurant, whose name wasn’t revealed.

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Everyone else at the buffet was refunded their money after the event, which happened in in late April.

So watch out ordering a number 2 or the pooking style ribs when you next fancy a bit of oriental – Janice may be making her way to a Chinese near you.