You’ll be able to graduate after all!
Gran banned from Manchester restaurant after taking a shit in the seaweed
Two thugs nick worker’s phone and cash near Upper Brook Street
Fallowfielders have complained of all night parties, banging on bins… and dead guinea pigs in a hedge
Is this what our £9,000 is being spent on? While lecturers strike for fair pay, VC Nancy Rothwell claims over £35K in expenses
Who’s a clever Manc then? Manchester appears in guide of world’s brainiest cities
Our favourite building faces the axe – meaning the end of the Tower Challenge too
Students’ laptops stolen from Green Ground, JRUL
Female student followed for over a mile before being mugged by a gang near Uni Place
Was this the weirdest campaign ever? Meet the student who promised to turn North Campus into an egg museum and train an army of badgers
Were you a witness of this horrific assault?
Police called to Grosvenor Place after female student reported to be pointing the weapon at fellow students
UoM cruises to semis after thrashing Southampton
It’s getting a bit fishy around Manc, as a rather codd smell hits the air…
Knife attacker knocked to the ground at Oxford Road cash machine
Uni raking it in from student charges
Glory for learning commons as it bags national award
Thugs shatter females’ jaws and knock one unconscious
Paz finally reopens takeaway after four day closure
Students will be left in the cold thanks to soaring ticket prices
Man finds himself trapped in Sackville loos – and calls for emergency help
Strathclyde uni messes up annual sports trip
This is the terrifying moment a madman attempts to rob a student at gun point – just outside uni
Popular student supermarket in arson attack
Lecturers plan to start exam marking boycott if no pay deal is reached
Nando’s present Man United player with £50 voucher for second date, after failed evening with Manchester student
Heartbreaking words of the Manchester student wrongly arrested for rape and recently freed of all charges. Now he tells The Tab the full story.
Missing papers, computer failure and pesky invigilators’ phones among exam gaffs
Police drop charges against student famously arrested last year
Ex-drug trafficker to open hash hangout in Northern Quarter
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Manc love gave to me…
He swore at passengers and swung from the seats.
Prepare for another day off as profs prepare to strike again.
Axiang Du guilty of killing Professor and his family
Blundering traveller breaks fire alarm, causing Manchester airport to evacuate
Manchester’s best pig-out spot opens new branch
The Tab exposes the cringiest types of profile picture.
I auditioned for Star Wars and it turns out the force wasn’t with me.
Just for the uni’s proper scientists…
Star Wars open auditions coming to Manchester
Meet the ‘Pub-Preferring People’.
We finally answer the age old question.
Teens held after sexual assaults at UoM
20 year old hospitalised after assault in early-hours
Men arrested for online drug selling.
39 year old man named as victim.
Nearly 1000 evacuated after sixth floor blaze
Student Union votes to boycott the tabloid in its shops
Over 50,000 people rallied outside the Conservative Party Conference
‘Gold teeth’ makes controversial reference in Facebook advert
Emergency services were called to Bluu bar after a man was served corked wine
Our university closes in on the premiership
Psychology students confronted with unanswerable questions in last week’s exam.
The Tab joins Manchester Cars for a voyage of vomit and violence.
Today you buy a McDonald’s, tomorrow, you buy McDonald’s.
Manchester academics say David Beckham is getting posher