
Go on have a peek, it’s clubbers of the week
How do you still have the money?
Most successful part time handbag saleswoman of the week
A nan, the Grinch and Ali-G walk in to a club
No, really
Moustache of the week
Strong start to Movember
Hands up if you’ve got more money than sense
Double take of the week
A mask? Face paint? I need answers.
Straw moustache of the week
Lads most likely to have just booked a holiday
Napa 2017 boys see you there!
Crime fighting duo of the week
Hugh Hefner’s had some work done
I can’t work out what it is?
And just these gals having the time of their life

Applications to join The Liverpool Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Applications close Sunday 28th May

UCU marking boycott confirmed to commence at all Liverpool universities
The boycott comes into force from today (April 20th)

Liverpool Students’ Union pub announces students with mullets will no longer be allowed in
Mullets cancelled? Yes please

Which item from the Liverpool Lidl Bakery are you most like?
From our *very* accurate analysis of the Lime Street Lidl

Meet Joker Out — the ‘shagadelic’ Slovenian rock group ready to take Liverpool by storm at Eurovision 2023
They’re missing uni so they can come to Liverpool for Eurovision

Liverpool Uni students are occupying the top floor of the 502 teaching hub
The action is part of the wave of strikes happening today across UK universities

UCU strikes put on pause after ‘significant progress is made’
The remaining February strikes have been called off

Here’s what I learnt coming back to Liverpool after my year abroad
It’s strange feeling like a foreigner in your own city

People have discovered this chaotic Liverpool house and I’m obsessed
You won’t believe what is in one of the rooms

This is what the Liverpool student pubs and bars would be as IKEA products
Is Baa Bar more Djungelskog or Billy bookcase?

Things about being a Liverpool student that would send a Victorian child into a coma
Duosec would solely do the job, but heres a few more things

These are the 18 days that Liverpool lectures will be striking this term
This means that there will only be nine teaching days in February

From Flo Rida to Greta Thunberg: These are the Eurovision moments that altered my brain chemistry
With Liverpool hosting this year, now is the chance to prepare yourself for the chaos of the contest

I travelled to 15 countries last year as a Liverpool Uni student, here’s how you can too
Catch flights, not feelings xoxo

UCU announces first Liverpool uni strike date for February
The strike is one of 18 taking place between February and March

Tributes pour in for ‘talented’ Liverpool student who died after climbing out of flat window
‘He was very caring, very quiet, but he had a wicked sense of humour’

He’s back: Every cringe inducing thing Andrew Tate said in his BBC interview
I don’t know if you understand what sarcasm is

Every type of uni student you will meet at a festival this summer
God save me from the LSE rizz in this heat

A timeline of how Phillip Schofield went from the king of daytime TV to a ‘national disgrace’
He has had a catastrophic three years

As a gay man, it’s wrong for Phillip Schofield to claim this backlash is homophobic
There are many reasons why Schofield is under fire, but his sexuality isn’t one of them

Robberies to online slurs: The biggest pre-Love Island dramas and scandals of all time
Never forget when someone thought Andrew robbed their daughter in Sainos

This week’s proved it: The UK’s outgrown the need for insincere morning TV
Young people are sick of starting our day with fake smiles from 50 year olds

The seven most shocking revelations to come from Phillip Schofield’s BBC interview
He believes homophobia played a major part in public outrage

A rundown of everything Phillip Schofield said about his scandal in the explosive BBC interview
He denied all claims of grooming and said he and his lover were ‘just mates’

Meet Olly Bowman: The Aussie grad taking over your FYP with his shoulder injury dancing
How do I become mates with him?

Phillip Schofield compares himself to Caroline Flack, admitting he ‘understands how she felt’
‘Do you want me to die? Because that’s where I am’

Phillip Schofield clutching on to a Lost Mary is cursed and these tweets prove it
This has done more damage for the vape community than health warnings ever could

‘He’s now a national disgrace’: What celebrities have said about Phillip Schofield’s scandal
Katie Hopkins went in so hard on him

A new cast member is in a relationship?! Plus which newbie used to date a previous Islander?
This season hasn’t even begun and the gossip is coming in hot!

From fake phone calls to staged chats: The biggest ever editing errors on Selling Sunset
And we’re meant to believe this show is real?

A look at the huge transformation James Arthur has had since he won The X Factor
He beat Jahméne 10 years ago and has been annoying us with his songs ever since

MAFS Australia’s Melissa files a police report after man turns up at her work demanding sex
He asked to meet the ‘freak in the sheets’

We’re about to get our annual Strawberry Moon and it will affect you, here’s how
Manifestation is for the girlies who like to slay

Women’s Aid has already issued a statement about accusations against Love Island’s George
He’s not even stepped foot in the villa and he’s been accused of being homophobic and controlling