This is not a drill
Even when I’m with my boo
With whole bottles of prosecco
You can’t even get in
All thanks to Gino D’acampo
TO ME, TO YOU
Cheese and vino at Vine or microwave lasagne on Lidderdale?
Discarded all the Juicy nights for Heebies
The noise was heard as far away as North Wales
Prob still true if you’re doing five years tbh
Some people say I look like me dad
UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH UHOH
Original reports of the first all-male team in 5 years are incorrect
Give Yosef a knighthood while you’re at it
Who even goes to Caffe Nero?
You wouldn’t believe who’s in this
How many jagerbombs is too many?