This is not a drill
Even when I’m with my boo
With whole bottles of prosecco
You can’t even get in
All thanks to Gino D’acampo
TO ME, TO YOU
Cheese and vino at Vine or microwave lasagne on Lidderdale?
Discarded all the Juicy nights for Heebies
The noise was heard as far away as North Wales
Prob still true if you’re doing five years tbh
Some people say I look like me dad
UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH UHOH
Original reports of the first all-male team in 5 years are incorrect
Give Yosef a knighthood while you’re at it
Who even goes to Caffe Nero?
You wouldn’t believe who’s in this
How many jagerbombs is too many?
This is the 2017 we deserve
We’ve all got one
Prepare for puns
They left a card with their number saying they were on drops offs all night
Who on earth makes these
They found a used condom in a baguette once
TELL ME WHY IT’S ALWAYS SO WARM
Look at you all, so fit and revision free
He’s a nurse and father of two in Guernsey
Three quarters of us will get a first or 2:1
Grace Georgina lost her return ticket before travelling back to Liverpool from Euston
Is there anything this city can’t do?
It’s going to be open on Slater Street for five days in February
It’s like they knew
There were people gathering from 6am
Can I park a sledge outside the SJ?
HOW many Stevie G cutouts?!
They’re providing goody bags and Christmas dinner
Two takeaways could be knocked down
We’re at Heebies because we miss the old Juicy
It’s not great news if you live on Langton or Borrowdale
You know the ones
How do you still have the money?
There’s so much more than Concert Square
There were reports of a ‘bloodied rag’ left on the street
Sixth form is now a distant memory
Hey Mum, look how many friends I made.
It’s called ‘The Man Who Squeezes Muscles: Searching for Purple Aki’
Professor Green and Cascada are headlining
Contrary to popular belief, no one sets out to hurt anyone
Only 19 per cent of 18-24 year olds identify as feminists
Tequila time is all the time
Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi
Forget Liverpool v Everton next week: UoL vs LJMU is the most important derby of the year.
He’s being replaced by Wiley and Ms Dynamite
But not if you want to open another takeaway
Hey look, it’s the cool girl with the tiny bedroom
The Raz obviously came last
We are accepting (real) applications until Tuesday 9th February
It will take place between Saturday 30 April and Monday 2 May
How good would that orange sofa look in your Smithdown living room?
At midnight clubs all over the city will belt out his boss hits
The club has seen six violent incidents in the last year
We tried to interview Santa
We beat Manchester, again
Novelty knitwear is for life, not just for Christmas
It’s too early for Christmas jumper nights
Week six skankin’
You can rave in it between lectures
Basic is always best
Life on the FROW
It’s so chill
For EVERY night of the week
Gone are the days of the shell suit
This definitely isn’t bitter
Life’s hard sometimes