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Nick Clegg streaking tuition fees

The founder of Battlecam has offered to pay a year’s tuition fees of any student who is prepared to streak in front of Nick Clegg.

Billionaire Alki David is so outraged by the Deputy Prime Minister’s infamous U-turn on tuition fees that he has offered the ‘streaky bounty’ to any British full-time student over the age of 18.

Checking that ass.

To be in with a chance of winning, one must run past Nick Clegg completely starkers (although you can preserve your dignity with a strategically placed ‘Battlecam’ sign), and be no more than 10 feet away from him.

You need to shout ‘Battlecam’ three times as well as being seen and heard by Clegg.  You must then submit video evidence to [email protected].

When asked why he is offering such a chance, David told The Tab:

“I could say something flippant like “because I can” but it’s really an issue close to my heart.”

He continued: “My eldest son starts university this year in the UK. College is a time for experimentation and coming of age. Not a time to worry about what am I going to do to repay my loans in middle-age.”

So if your overdraft is wearing thin, get yourself some quad vods and on the next train to London!

 

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