There’s nothing wrong with a double text
I shouldn’t have to justify my decision
Everything is communal
Long live disco water
And other life lessons you learn
All the babes play it
Over 32,000 of you voted
Never enough Pitbull
It’s 23 hours of crap and one hour of total gold
We have more canals than Venice
I’m fine about it
‘I can’t offer you company, but I can offer you some reading materials’
Free those nipples
It’ll rescue your night at 1am
These are not my people
You’re definitely wearing the wrong foundation
Eat kale and live in Brixton
A double Baileys has over 300 calories
She goes to the gym twice a week
Do I have to change out of my pjs?
Definitely not breakfast
Going to the loo was interesting
Who uses a knife and fork?!
Not even a kebab
She spent five months in hospital
He was days away from getting his A-level results
They all say they’re ‘flawless’
She was on a zero hours contract
You can pay £300 a week for a room
He refused medical help
The heels just pop in and out
Hair chalk is the one
It’s more than just an Instagram filter
They didn’t think she was ‘extreme’ enough
She’s at Derby University
Sun’s out bums out
But Politics students are loving Dave
They let anyone in these days
Is Old MacDonald their dealer?
She was last seen in Sanctuary on Saturday
They were killed in August 2014
120 officers stormed eight properties this morning
Well, it is Friday 13th
140 officers raided the club last night
And you don’t really have a choice
The inspirational Birmingham student will be five years clear in October
Womankind is at stake because of your ‘edgy’ trainers
We want YOU
You only get one pair, and they need some TLC
She was grabbed by the throat and pushed against a wall
The attackers grabbed the victims’ hands while they rifled through their pockets
He was the butt of their joke
Forget Med, LEVEL is the place to be seen on Wednesdays
Friend of David’s who left island on first ferry after brutal murders is main suspect and is being questioned by police
Witness said it sounded like ‘some kind of monster’
Students are urged to watch what they smoke as potent synthetic cannabis is passed around the city
The Grove Wing of the Sydney Jones library will finally get some more computers…
A homeless drug addict tied up and robbed UoL physics student Thomas Dowson in Roscoe and Gladstone Halls in December.
Students disrupted from essential revision AGAIN after fire alarm was set off in the Sydney Jones, forcing everyone to evacuate and leave their Dairy Milks behind.
Up all night to get lucky: Liverpool Hope students cum third in Uk Uni sex survey
Gunshots were fired on Shellingford Road, near the student areas of Kensington and Smithdown
Vital was unavailable for THREE HOURS last night leaving panicked students unable to revise for today’s exams
Student lettings agency Accommod8 recently scooped two trophies at the Rate Your Landlord awards.
Library wet wipes send moany email about tips on ‘how to steal a computer’
Student favourites Ate Days a Week and Carlito’s are given ZERO food hygiene rating by the Food Standards Agency
UoL steams ahead to take 31st place in the Complete University Guide rankings.
Is Joe the new BoJo? Boris-like pay-as-you-go bikes hit Liverpool
It’s exam time once again, and boy don’t we know it
Everything changes when you get to your final year… you start to resemble your granny more than you’d like to admit.
Superclub Aura pull out of UoL’s AU night contract, forcing former sponsor Revs to host the messiest night of the month once again
Of the 17 nominations we received for BNOC of the Year 2014, only four were willing to go ahead with it. So what about the others too humble to put themselves forward?
The AU are hosting a day filled with their finest sportsmen and women, a bbq and live bands… all for free.
You’ve nominated those you deem worthy of this prestigious award… but who will take the crowning glory?
Harry Anderson wins this year’s election, making him our Guild President for the next year.
Voting closes for next year’s SRO at 5pm tomorrow and here at The Tab we’ve gone all Mystic Meg in an attempt to predict the results.
With two weeks to go until the big UoL v JMU sporting competition, it seems there’s a war brewing…
The building work is finally coming together for the brand new on-campus accommodation Crown Place
It’s time to nominate your Big Name on Campus. Who will it be? You decide!
Not convinced you were put in the right halls? Take our quiz to find out where you should really be!
You might be going against a classic English tradition but queue jumping is an obligatory part of a night out
After launching in September 2012, The Tab Liverpool has reached 1 MILLION page views.
UoL Vice Chancellor, Sir Howard Newby, announces his retirement after it emerged he earns more than the Prime Minister.
Students at the University of Liverpool are delving into the dark world of escorting to help pay their way – but some agencies only accept skinny, middle-class students
The aftermath of last night’s AU can be nursed properly as national strikes give students another day off
There are two planned strikes in the coming week as staff are still disgruntled over pay.
JMU student finds a whole wasp in his Cadbury Dairy Milk
Cruisinggays.com names Sydney Jones library as the top spot for cruising at uni
No surprises there – the iconic scouse brow has been voted biggest beauty sin
Did you come to Liverpool loving the Scouse Squeal and now squirm every time you hear “soz aba ya”? Vote for your least favourite accent around campus!
The University of Liverpool has been named one of Stonewall’s Top 100 gay friendly employers.
Liverpool is the UK’s most promiscuous city according to a new sex survey.
The Sea Odyssey giants will be returning to Liverpool as part of this year’s WW1 commemorations.
Rough Guides have named Liverpool in the top 3 cities to visit across the globe in 2014.
Planners have been given the go ahead to build 300 more student flats, despite councillors claiming there are too many students in the area.
The weather outside was frightful, but the AU Ball was delightful.
Lecturers and service staff plan to strike again
Sport Liverpool and Lambrini have teamed up to bring you this year’s Winter Ball.
It’s a tricky decision picking a housemate…
Liverpool’s prestigious Cancer Research centre is no longer meeting Cancer Research UK’s criteria.