Let’s settle this: Vote now for if Love Island’s Harry should date Helena or Shakira

I have now spent approximately 25 hours of my life watching a mediocre-looking Surrey boy with a bad mullet um and er over which gorgeous girl to kiss next. If I have to sit through another week of Love Island focused on whether Harry will couple up with Helena or Shakira, I’m going to scream so loudly he will hear me all the way in Mallorca.

So, let’s settle this, for once and for all. Have your say. Vote here for whether you reckon Harry should couple up with Helena or Shakira on Love Island. We need to make this decision for him, since he’s clearly incapable of making it himself.

Harry has already dumped Helena for Shakira twice. And he’s only known them both for three weeks. Harry seems to have got it into his head that Shakira is long-term relationship material, and he’s repeatedly told her that she is his main focus. His actions tell a different story, though.

On the other hand, Helena seems to be just as flakey and indecisive as Harry. She’s been coupled up with Conor, Shea and Ben. Plus, she brought Giorgio back to the main villa. And she’s been sneaking off to make out with Harrison. Maybe she and Harry match each other’s levels of chaos. Plus, Helena is way closer in age to Harry than Shakira is. Helena is 29, Harry is 30, and Shakira is 22. Helena and Harry might make more sense together in the long-term.

Honesty, Helena and Shakira would probably be far better off if they just ditched Harry and coupled up with each other. But unfortunately Love Island still doesn’t allow that in the year 2025.

Vote here for if you think Love Island’s Harry should couple up with Helena or Shakira:

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