It’s reading week! For some of you, that means going home to take advantage of washing machines that don’t break and hot food that isn’t just pizza. For others, it means going out every night of the week to recreate those Freshers’ Week memories (that is, if you can remember them). To those who are left without a reading week, all I can suggest is to try reading this article to avoid the FOMO.
Album of the week
If E.T. returned to Earth to perform at Union I would definitely buy tickets
The midweek monster would be a pretty good album title
My bins looked something like this in first year
Creeper of the week
This is what being a creeper is all about
This creeper perhaps didn’t realise she was creeping until it was too late
When you find the photographer after asking your friends for a photo all night
Dancing Queen of the week
That pizza is dangerously high in the air, but this dancing queen is having too much fun to care
Every friendship needs a club track that they can boogie to like this
Bully is a certified dancing queen
Hero of the week
You are having the best time and that is what being a hero is all about
I appreciate how enthusiastic you are about your VKs
A real hero wears their heart on their sleeve, and their admission stamp on their forehead apparently
Shark of the week
Classic face-smushing kiss on the cheek, really it’s kind of adorable
I don’t know if the two fo you in the back realised there’s a photographer, but I’m glad you were feeling the love
Seriously, what are they putting in the drinks at No Entry? Or do people have better game on Fridays?
Squad of the week
The best part about Keller is making friends on the benches while you belt out Come on Eileen
Peace and love from the squad, to yours <3
A girl squad I want to be friends with
Stunner of the week
Not one, not two, but five stunners all in one shot?
They’re pretty AND they look super kind? A winning combination
Stunners who know how to accessorise automatically make it into clubbers of the week
Third Wheel of the week
When you come out with the girls and they ask for a photo with just them but you don’t want to be left out
Are you… with them?
A third wheel that’s feeling a little shy
Unhappy Clubber of the week
The flash can be startling sometimes
I too would be upset if I’d been nominated to crouch on the floor
The only good reason to be sad on this night out
WTF of the week
Does this mean something? Am I too old to get it?
Downing your VK in first year was pretty wild
Are we making this a thing now?
Photo credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Productions
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