The freshers are coming

After trekking through hundreds of ‘Any historians/Londoners/People in JoFo, Flat 6 on here’ posts, are the occasional hidden gems.

It seems as though the fact you actually have to attend regular lectures at university has come as a bit of a shock for some.

I think most of us can relate here, it is important to establish local beaver leader vacancies upon arriving in a new area.

Nope, there are literally no Northerners. None.

It never takes long until the Northerners/Southerners division occurs. It’s a debate you will have for the next three years and it apparently never gets old.

Calm?!?! Down?!?!? Les?!?!

Les, please calm down and think about whether the university expects thousands of freshers to commute to Leicester with a mattress in tow.

The question at the front of every fresher’s mind

Danielle isn’t wasting any time and has got right to the nitty-gritty of student life dilemmas here.

LADS LADS LADS

You better watch yourself because this guy is clearly an absolute animal.

‘xD’ face and reference to ‘beer banter and boobs’? Definitely a ladies man.

Are you being paid commission by John Lewis or are you just really boring?

The smug smiley makes this even more condescending

Thank you for the patronising post Guoda, IB students definitely had no idea before your help.

Well that won’t be awkward at all

Finally, Jake portrays the best of freshers’ optimism and eagerness. We hope you meet loads of new mates too Jake. We really do.