How NOT to charm a girl on Tinder this Valentine’s Day

It’s Valentine’s Day today and those of you without dates will be trying your hardest to get one! After all nobody likes being alone…


But there are so many options when it comes to trying to secure that elusive valentines companion. If you’re looking for some inspirational icebreakers these are the ones to avoid!

1. The tool shed approach…

You’re just so original.

2. The grave digger…

Say no more.

3. The fruit ninja… 

NEXT.

4. The sleaze…

5. That’s just plain weird…

An artists impression on the regurgitation process.

6. The farmer…

7. This one is actually quite good:

Take note.

8. This one, not so much…

9. The riddler:

The answer was ‘imagination’ by the way. And that was the end of that.

10. The guy who knows what he wants:

11. The egg head:

Well there’s a biological revelation if ever I heard one.

12. And last but not least, the downright weird:

Hopefully, if you steer clear of those TERRIBLE attempts at starting a conversation you’ll do just fine today…