Clubbers of the week: Halloween edition
It’s that time of the year where you try to look bad on purpose
Halloween has been and gone and your costume remnants have been consigned to the back of the wardrobe until next year, or the first social that you think you can justify wearing them at.
The club photographers were on fine form this week, but what have they caught on camera?
Selfie wankers of the week
‘What am I doing with my life’ of the week
Most delicious costumes of the week
Depressed DJ of the week
Squad of the week
A lot of good squad costume coordination this week.
And a big shoutout to the guys who went as the Teletubbies but didn’t get a group shot; did anyone go as Noo-Noo?
Makeup of the week
That one guy who went in a Rolf Harris mask and thought he was dead funny of the week
The time has come to nominate the biggest names on campus
Everyone has mental health, just like everyone has physical health
RON has won in the student election
The information given to the Tab Lancaster has not yet been made public
May the 4th be with you!
I never want to look at sports again
I know even less about sport than when I started
I know nothing about sports
‘You’re lying to yourself if you don’t think signing up to chase people around campus wielding a spoon is weird’
LUSU announce that the Sugarbus will be returning to Lancs uni nights out
The candidate released a statement on their Instagram earlier today
Autism is one of my biggest strengths, but it’s also an overwhelming insecurity for me
‘I’m literally in a state of shock, it just feels like a really big thing to commit to. How long is it going to be red for?’
Marnie has just had her second and Charlotte is pregnant!
She claimed there are three different salary tiers
I am sick of shows like Derry Girls destroying lesbian happiness
Hawaiian locals have asked for tourists not to visit as they claim they are damaging the islands
Sorry but we were ROBBED of seeing Orla play Romeo with Jenny Joyce as Juliet
I will be shouting ‘DON’T MAKE ME BEG FOR YOU’ on my death bed
You can’t NOT see Tao at UAL with that hair
Has she ever represented a celebrity before?
It all happened amid the drama of Jessey having a ‘second family’ 👀
No, her Instagram bio doesn’t say she divorced a millionaire to find a billionaire like they said on the show
Johnny Depp’s lawyer grilled her on it during yesterday’s questioning
The National Union of Students has been cut off from government funding and representation over claims of antisemitism
Lisa McGee has a lot to answer for
She is a TV producer too, and says the show was her idea
David Tennant and Catherine Tate were filming in Camden, I’m crying you guys
This entire film is cursed
The Wagatha Christie court has also heard Wayne Rooney has a private Insta called ‘Wazzaroon08’
She’s been married four times and has a son who is a ‘cannabis enthusiast’
She said they knew she was leaving The Oppenheim Group for over a year