The King’s Varsity Rugby boys are HERE and UCL better watch the fuck out
We’ve included their instas – you’re welcome
With Varsity well under way, we've saved the best for last. The Rugby game is the big finale of the series and is shaping up to be quite the showstopper. Let's marvel at the specimens below.
Captain: Sam Ridgway, third year Geography
"Only thing bigger than his biceps? His heart."
Noah Sloot, third year French and Business Management
"In house Parisian ambassador."
"Not black. brown."
Noah-Vincenz Noeh, third year Computer Science
"110kg of uncontrollable German engineering."
Andrew Wilcox, fourth year Physics
"Guen, ooh ahh, Malia, say ooh aah Malia!"
Bryan Michael Wong, fourth year Philosophy, Politics, and Law
"CEO of BMW special fried rice empire."
Blaise Salle, fourth year Philosophy, Politics, and Law
"Be seeing you."
"Founder and Chancellor of Mulcahy's School of Mind Palace Building."
Court Horey, third year History
"The home-wrecking liability."
"Apparently it was just a rough year."
Josh Jones, third year History
"Trump on Steroids."
"Graduate from Mulcahy's School of Mind Palace Building (Level 2)."
"Still stinks, though."
Barney Meadowcroft, third year Law
"Still bloody boring."
"Just more emotional."
Simon Fisher, third year War Studies and History
"Furher right than Rees-Mogg."
Tom Hodson, third year P.E.
"Provider of utterly incompetent solutions to situations that don't need solutions."
"Still awaiting acceptance into Mulcahy's School of Mind Palace Building."
Shayann Mohajeri, third year Biomedical Science
"Dirty thumb, stump."
Harry Robb, second year Biomedical Science
"Never. Ever. Fails to look good."
Owen Hughes, second year Dentistry
Yazad Sethna, second year Neuroscience
"Once sold his cousin to Asham for four goats and an omeshi rug."
"Easy money, mate."
Gus Thomas, second year History and War Studies
"Full potential has never been uncovered."
"Tends to play in Shearer's shadow."
Fawaz Noibi, second year Law
"Like father like son."
"Just more Nigerian."
Sam Galy, first year P.E.
"Second year of Mulcahy's School of Mind Palace Building."
Alec Baldwin, first year Physics
Only man in 7.6 billion with a worse stench than Josh Jones."
Sam Grasby, first year Physics
"Dual personality kicks in after a cry about his missus."
Max Sommerfield, first year International Relations
"Don't ask him if he understands."
Riordan Morley, first year History
"Wet as fuck."
Chico U'Chong, post grad Physiotherapy
FG Jaeck, post grad Conflict, Security, and Development
"I've got nothing left. Sorry."
The match against UCL is on Friday 16th March, Allianz Park NW4 1RL. Tickets can be purchased here, it's set to be the biggest match of Varsity so don't miss a chance to look at their biceps.