It’s official: this is Glasgow’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2022
It was a tough call
Emilija MorrisonYou’ve all voted in the various rounds of Glasgow’s Most Eligible Bachelor, making it a tough competition for all involved. After several heats and a final, we can now reveal our winner…
With a total of 269 votes in the final, Joseph is crowned Glasgow’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2022!
I was wondering, could you give a few words about your win?
This one is for the boys with the booming system.
How does it feel to be crowned Glasgow’s most eligible bachelor?
Feels absolutely lovely! Very flattered very moved etc etc thank you to all who backed me 💪
What will you do now that you have earned this title?
Initiate hot girl summer and get it tattooed on my lower back obviously.
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