It’s week nine, and Edinburgh students have still managed to go clubbing in droves, despite most people having at least three pieces of work due at uni – we love multitasking! Super proud of everyone for squashing their uni-related anxiety and still going out to provide some excellent pictures for us all to peruse.
The Christmas Market is finally opening (providing us all an excellent excuse to spend £20 on a cheese toastie and a cup if lukewarm mulled wine) and everyone organising their plans to travel home. But with the semester drawing to a close, let us enjoy some fabulously embarrassing pictures of students celebrating the last few club nights of the semester!
Album Cover of the Week
Red smoke = insanely cool
DJ play Love in This Club by Usher, thanks mate
Very 2000s P!nk vibes yknow?
Don’t let the Chainsmokers see this
“Everybody in love, go put your hands up” (shoutout JLS reunion woo)
Creeper of the Week
“Sir, sir, please remove yourself from the frame”
Creeping in on pics, but make it cute!
Unhappy creeper 🙁
The ghost of creepers past in the back
A very far away creeper on the top left, but a creeper nonetheless
Posh annoying creeper: unlocked
Hero of the Week
If you love ABBA do a peace sign
Just two cheeky babes having a laugh
Shoutout club staff once again! Who else would drunk girls take pictures with?
The feeding of the five thousand, but make it 2021
Two taken kings behaving responsibly – shoutout to their significant others wooo!
Harry Styles says fuck off
Heroine of the Week
Queen of the Night
This woman looked death in the eyes and said, put a sparkler in my mouth
Had to feature this queen again because she’s a legend
The feminine urge to stare into men’s souls
“Omg babe look at the ceiling”
Mutant of the Week
It’s giving year 3 school picture
This man has mutated into the ghost of a Victorian child
“Yeah mate I’m actually a black belt, watch this”
That delightful moment when you’re brain just goes “Fuck, that’s going on Clubbers of the Week”
Stunners of the Week
We all love a man in a suit don’t we….
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUPLE ALIVE
Winston Churchill wants his hand gesture back lads x
Two beautiful babes!
Prettiest friendship group you’ve ever seen
I feel like this girls eyes could hypnotise 70% of all Edinburgh men
Left to right; STUNNING
Two best friends, doing fun shit
When you and your mate have totally different vibes but you make it work and stay stunning 24/7
Third-Wheel of the Week
HOW many guys want to ruin this pic omg
Feeling like the guy on the left is not matching the energy…
The further back you go, the more third wheels you encounter
Cheeky side third wheel
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
The fear this girl is display in her eyes – the unhappiest clubber
“Oh shit I have a 9am tomorrow morning”
A man with no sauce is lost, but the same man can be lost in the sauce….
Wanker of the Week
Incredibly rude please stop sir
Vaping on camera and getting a green drink? You’re done, you’re done
Either this man is pretending to smoke, or he’s impersonating an Italian chef – either way, get in the bin
Petition to ban vaping club pictures 2k21
WTFs of the Week
This is a very renaissance-esque image and I’m here for it
Part 2 because it’s just that funny
Shock and joy in the same face
Winner of the Best Facepaint of the Week
Scream if you have an essay in tomorrow!
Best of the Rest
Kealan Bond (Flare Monday and Love Wednesday)
Neil Stewart (Tamagotchi Tuesday)
James Gourlay (Distrikt Monday, ICE Wednesday and Rascals)