Week 8 is over and we are nearing the end of semester one at a rapid pace – the Teviot Christmas lights have gone on, the Christmas Market is taking shape, and everyone’s sanity is slowly disappearing as we near exam and deadline season.
To take your mind off all those silly little essays and exams, why not peruse the best clubbing pics of week eight and think about how much more fun clubbing is than doing work!
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
Rock and Roll at Tama Tues
Runners Up
Naughty naughty….
Popstars in the making here clearly
It’s giving indie-pop with a y2k influence
Put your hands in the air like you don’t care
Creeper of the Week
Winner
The lad in the back is loving it
Runners Up
So many creepers in this pic I feel like I’m shoe shopping in 2013
The awkward “lean back and pull a fcae” when you realise you’ve got in someone else’s picture
A rare creeper in the foreground moment, someone tell this man to stop ruining a beautiful moment between two babes!
So blissfully unaware of the chaos happening in the back…
Hero of the Week
Winner
Winner winner golden ticket dinner
Runners Up
Hero feeling himself on the dancefloor yay!
Elton John called, he’d like his glasses and haircut back
Two kings enjoying life together
Shoutout barstaff, we love you!
Pure love and joy is radiating from this image
Heroine of the Week
Winner
Bow down and worship this woman, for she is a goddess
Runners Up
Give this girl an award for capturing the essence of an entire night out in one image
Cheeky queens
“DO NOT under any circumstances text him back OMG”
Mutant of the Week
Winner
It’s giving me “let’s annoy the photographer all night” vibes
Runners Up
OOooOooOooOooOOooHHhhHhHh
If he doesn’t look at you like this man looks at his friend’s VK, he’s not worth it
AAAaaaAaaAaaAaahhHhhhHHhHh
Surprisingly not very many neck rolls in this pic, someone’s been using their gua sha
Stunner of the Week
Winner
Runners Up
Peace and pout, sweetie
This is a renaissance-esque image, and I’m here for it
I’ve never seen sunflower yellow pulled off better than on this man
Three best friends in a room…
It’s giving 1920s Parisian chic
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
Third wheel = whoever’s hands are on these poor girl’s heads
Runners Up
Third wheeling so hard that this guy is pretending to be putting his arm round someone
Can’t tell who actually is the third wheel, but it’s someone
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Winner
That horrible moment when it’s your mate’s turn to take a picture with the £80 bottle of Smirnoff you all chipped in for
Runners Up
When it’s 2:59 and the lights are about to go up
Smile through the pain king…
I’m unhappy about this man’s shirt
“Fuck, I told my flatmates I was going to the lib and now I’ve been papped at Subway”
Cheer up babe!
Wanker of the Week
Winner
Someone tell this guy vaping hasn’t been cool since 2016
Runner Up
The face alone is enough to make me hate this man
WTFs of the Week
Winner
Maddest fringe I’ve ever seen
Poor lad, he just wanted to get a Venom and leave
*insert spiderman meme*
This pic makes me wanna sun scream
Best of the rest
Lovelies at Love Wednesday
Now that Little Mix are in tatters we can replace them with these lovely girlies
This make me wanna get a nose piercing tbh
Mate it’s already dark in the club why do you need sunglasses
I would love to know the context of this pic
I’ll have whatever she’s having…
You alright pal?
I have, in fact, seen not just two pretty best friends but four
The EH1 postcode lost connection around 10pm on Friday, impacting late night venues on Cowgate as well as Kincaids Court and Robertson’s Close student accomodations