Take our quiz to find out much of a basic festive bitch you’ll be this Christmas
How much does Christmas jingle your (basic) bells?
In a city that does Christmas as well as Edinburgh, it is easy to catch yourself feeling festive AF. Mariah Carey is blaring from every shop on Princes Street, the Christmas markets are up there with the best in the UK, and it sure is suitably sub-zero (because nothing has you feeling more festive than when you're freezing your tits/balls off).
Take our quiz to find out how basic a bitch you'll be this Christmastime.