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In a city that does Christmas as well as Edinburgh, it is easy to catch yourself feeling festive AF. Mariah Carey is blaring from every shop on Princes Street, the Christmas markets are up there with the best in the UK, and it sure is suitably sub-zero (because nothing has you feeling more festive than when you're freezing your tits/balls off).
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Issues such as staff pensions and pay affect students too
The only Christmas spirit here was the whiskey
Tip number one: Don’t study Law just because you watched Suits
The library being shut on Friday night meant there was no excuse (besides Storm Arwen) not to hit the club
Because we’ve all gone to the lib just to show off an outfit before
It is expected to reopen tomorrow morning and the rest of campus is open as normal
Love Actually season has officially started here in Edi
If Peter can write a whole book alongside his degree, there is no excuse for your procrastination anymore
I’d just move straight to Tollcross if I were you
Let’s be honest, you’ve probably been all of them at some point
It’s a wonder anyone has managed to go clubbing with all the deadlines coming up
The Anthropology lecturer is working on a temporary project at the Institute for Academic Development
Cheating on someone is usually just a coward’s excuse to get out of the relationship
We chatted to the series two queen ahead of her upcoming tour
“Fuck that. Selfish bastards.”
Industrial action will take place from 1 to 3 December
Read this article if the passage of time is scaring you – only three weeks of the semester left…
Tonight’s the night when we forget about the deadlines
Living in Pollock can be one all on its own tbh
This isn’t worth the nine grand a year we’re paying
Right, so who is actually doing serious SALES?
I can see myself hanging out with Amanza, why not?
BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY
Some just don’t even deserve a spot
Sorry but you can’t run to Captain Lee for everything
He allegedly hasn’t been paying child support since 2015
Right, so what the hell is escrow?!
There were occupations, flares and some really cute picket pups
I just want to wear J.Lo’s dress 😭
Was the number one song ever going to be anything else?
Nene Leakes was paid nearly $3million for one season of RHOA
‘Students should not be disadvantaged academically because of any disruption’
Obviously one of them had to go big on TikTok
Pretty sure not even Chrishell can do this
Must be tough for the Apple Music girlies today
‘They could make emergency contraception cheaper, but they’re choosing not to. It’s sexist’
If only Ariana was the actual soundtrack to my life
Obviously UK Hun? made the cut xx
I bing bang bonged too hard in February and now I must pay the price