All the glory of a committed relationship in one hour of supo time
Roses are red, violets are blue,
My dreams are dead, I’ll make do with a 2:2.
You’ve stopped caring about things that happen in Cambridge by week 3, so let us summarise it for you.
We’ve really gone all out this time – what a Herculean monstrosity of a task.
As we near Valentine’s Day, we present you with our best dressed couples
THE TAB hears all of your relationship woes and gives helpful advice
Valentine’s Day. Students. Sex. Cliche.
Yep, it’s fucking Valentine’s Day today
Everyone assumes that every sexual encounter you have is an orgy. They’re right
Louis Shankar: Week Four
Love is the worst.
ELLY BOOTH really fancies you. Or at least she wishes she did. Cuz that would be more exciting.
We reveal how much sex you’ve all been having in comparison to other Universities
Will you be kissing on King’s Parade or whisking up a gourmet meal for one? Find out what our team are up to on this pink-frilled day…