How can I be lonely if I share my life with the whole of Cambridge? Logic.
All the glory of a committed relationship in one hour of supo time
Roses are red, violets are blue,
My dreams are dead, I’ll make do with a 2:2.
You’ve stopped caring about things that happen in Cambridge by week 3, so let us summarise it for you.
We’ve really gone all out this time – what a Herculean monstrosity of a task.
As we near Valentine’s Day, we present you with our best dressed couples
If you think this could apply to you, it almost certainly does
THE TAB hears all of your relationship woes and gives helpful advice
Everyone assumes that every sexual encounter you have is an orgy. They’re right
ELLY BOOTH really fancies you. Or at least she wishes she did. Cuz that would be more exciting.
We reveal how much sex you’ve all been having in comparison to other Universities
Will you be kissing on King’s Parade or whisking up a gourmet meal for one? Find out what our team are up to on this pink-frilled day…
James Smith
Sophie Huskisson
Ellie House
Olivia Lam
Leila Sackur
Ethan Dodds
Charlie Gladstone
Tom Whittaker
Molly O'Connor
Louis Shankar
The Tab