It’s one of the hottest things to be wearing right now
Because getting your Summer wardrobe on point is clearly the most important part of Easter term
Because this weather is even colder than my frozen heart
It’s bigger, greater and more deplorable than ever before
Don’t worry, Cantabs are too self-obsessed
Ladies, we have endured enough. I’m here to help.
VOTE NOW for Cambridge’s Hottest Punter.