Looking for love? These are the best Hinge pickup lines for Gen Z, according to Chat GPT

Whether you’re aiming for the ultimate hot girl summer, or want a romance for the ages, who better suited to give you relationship advice than a sassy bit of code. ChatGPT can do many things, but one thing it just can’t crack is Gen Z. We may all be obsessed with it, but deep down we know it’s a millennial. But hey, love is the forever language isn’t it? These are the Hinge pick up lines ChatGPT had to offer.

‘If we were at a house party, I’d pretend to like your music taste just to talk to you’

You know what, I had my doubts, but this one got me. Okay then cheeky, what’s so impressive about your music taste? What’s so bad about mine? Hey maybe, we should go to a party together, put this to the test. Hook, line, and sinker.

‘Your bio says “dog lover”, mind if I fetch your number?’

Come on computer science grads, THIS is what you’re coding into AI? I nearly threw up in my mouth. I fear that there is some strange part of the internet which this would get a grin from, but for those of you who still have some sanity, swipe FIRMLY left if you ever see someone whip this one out.

‘Not to be dramatic, but I’d walk through the Tesco Meal Deal aisle with you forever’ 

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Okay, not entirely sure this one actually means anything, and yet, it kind of worked? Why would I be spending time in the meal deal aisle when I’ve been buying the same three items since I was 13, even if I was, I don’t want someone there judging my choice of skips (I will die on this prawn and cocktail flavoured hill).

I had to ask ChatGPT for some extra explanation of this one, it said: “This one’s for the British hearts. It’s peak Gen Z romance — niche, oddly specific, and rooted in shared cultural experiences (i.e. meal deals, the real love language).”

I’m sure not sure on this one, but I respect the effort at least, it would definitely catch my eye.

‘Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-TE’

Yawn. I can’t think of any line more millennial than a play on words like this. Even you chemistry students can do better.

‘Are you a student loan? Because you’ve got my interest’

Ouch, straight to the jugular. You know what, I reckon this would work, at least you can trauma bond with your newest match. That’s just about as healthy as using ChatGPT to make your pick up lines.

‘You look like someone I could panic text before an exam’

Honestly, this one is virtually guaranteed to work because we all need someone. Some people panic call their parents for eight hours the night before, some spam the group chat every detail of the course you haven’t covered yet, others place the burden on a random from the internet, it sounds like love to me.

‘Are you my type? No. But you’re hot and mysterious so I’ll risk it’

What? Sorry, this is perhaps the best evidence we have to show that Chat GPT won’t be coming for everyone’s jobs, even if it does, it certainly won’t be taking over the relationship guru space so at least we have that to fall back on.

It even had the gaul to try to back this one up, saying: “Brutal honesty is a flirting strategy now. Gen Z loves a bit of ‘I know this will end badly but YOLO.'” Again, YOLO? This isn’t 2012, and no matter what year it is, saying someone’s not your type right out the gates is getting you nowhere.

‘Are we in the same seminar group or is this just good chemistry?’

See, ChatGPT has never experienced a seminar apart from when it’s opened in eight tabs on my laptop, so it has a glossy view of the realities of a 9am double slot seminar. There is no chemistry, there is painful silence, avoiding of all eye contact, the dreaded ice breaker – you are more likely to have ChatGPT cite a reference properly than you are to find a partner in a seminar. Out of all the pick up lines ChatGPT suggested for online dating, this one is a reach.