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RIP to those of you who just flushed $45 down the toilet
Because who actually goes for the game?
DPS advises students to stay clear of the area, but LAPD confirms there is no shooter
I just, like, LOVE, London
The magazine’s cover story ‘A Rape on Campus’ was described as ‘a story of journalistic failure that was avoidable’
This is what the columnists wrote
Give your social media intern 1000000 McNuggets, now
Someone had to investigate
‘Vyvanse makes you feel invincible’
In a meandering 48-minute speech, he attacked the media, his predecessor and his defeated opponents. What else is new?
The university is telling people to avoid the area
Venues will be fined in excess of $7500 if they play anything by Adele
‘It’s between him and God, and when he dies, he’ll have to face God, and God will make that judgement’
I wanna be the very best, the greatest, like, totally amazing, people love me
He would actually make America great again
I’m sorry but The Revenant is un-bear-able
Mind your head on the glass ceiling
If you do, you’re letting number-crunching analysts kill academia
Did you know the word ‘gullible’ isn’t in the dictionary?
Tell me I’m not the only one who sees it
This goes out to everyone who was ‘too fun’ for the country’s best two unis
You and your mates are so like this
They don’t call him Dan Ladd for nothing. They call him it because it’s his name
You’re shooting yourselves in the foot
Something must be done
Actually, I’m a 22-year-old bloke from Gloucestershire
Your license fee is teaching kids about fingering and that’s excellent
See you in Shangri-La
Sometimes just being a bellend for your mates isn’t enough
The year immediately after you leave uni and start working in London isn’t glamorous or exciting. It’s a drain on everything that makes you you, a drip on your wrist slowly siphoning out your will to live
One in twenty students have caught Chlamydia, but which university has the most?
Neck and nominate is not new, not clever and definitely not Australian
Lacking a gag reflex is the ultimate show of masculinity. Here’s why.
From kittens and corn snakes to chinchillas and crayfish, we round up the best student pets of the year
In the distant dawn age before Simon Cowell started shoehorning his shite into the Crimbo chants, there actually used to be some festive bangers. But which is the best? (Now with no Michael Bublé!)
900 miles, 27 hours, 5 hockey clubs and 1 kidnapped Aussie: ‘Edinburgh Fives’ is back with a vengeance
Brightonian Matt McDonald frequents the gay capital’s LGBT-fest.
Being a graduate is rubbish because now you have to act like a grown-up. Here’s how to deal with it.
The Tab chats with viral sensation, Exeter graduate and certified ‘rent-a-gob’ Katie Hopkins.
Struggling away in the library? Twiddling your thumbs because you’re finished? Afraid of the future and all it holds?
The Tab, yet again, are here to help.
Matt McDonald
