Because who actually goes for the game?
DPS advises students to stay clear of the area, but LAPD confirms there is no shooter
I just, like, LOVE, London
Anything to kill the time between now and Season 8, right?
Not Slytherin, anyone but Slytherin…
When you play for the B10, you win or you die
The magazine’s cover story ‘A Rape on Campus’ was described as ‘a story of journalistic failure that was avoidable’
This is what the columnists wrote
We’re above 7 of the 8 Ivies, and Berkeley
Who would want to go to MIT anyway?
You have more of a shot at that Google job than your dick brother Preston at Yale
Did we trick you?
If you haven’t met them, you are them
Why are we like this
Pink heart > Red heart
Show yo’ momma how much you love her
Final thoughts, anyone?
How you like them apples?
A St Patrick’s Day FAQ by someone who’s been pretending to be Irish for years
Give your social media intern 1000000 McNuggets, now
Some New York subway lines have been suspended because of the March blizzard