RIP to those of you who just flushed $45 down the toilet
Because who actually goes for the game?
DPS advises students to stay clear of the area, but LAPD confirms there is no shooter
I just, like, LOVE, London
Anything to kill the time between now and Season 8, right?
The magazine’s cover story ‘A Rape on Campus’ was described as ‘a story of journalistic failure that was avoidable’
This is what the columnists wrote
Why are we like this
Give your social media intern 1000000 McNuggets, now
Someone had to investigate
‘Vyvanse makes you feel invincible’
They will shock you to the core
In a meandering 48-minute speech, he attacked the media, his predecessor and his defeated opponents. What else is new?
The university is telling people to avoid the area
Venues will be fined in excess of $7500 if they play anything by Adele
The Fellowship is a remote internship recognized by leading media companies and journalism schools, available to the most talented student journalists and writers. Fellows will provide sharp reporting on campus […]
‘It’s between him and God, and when he dies, he’ll have to face God, and God will make that judgement’
I wanna be the very best, the greatest, like, totally amazing, people love me
The candidate you never gave a damn about has finally thrown in the towel
We asked American guys if they’re better at getting girls than limeys. They’re not
He would actually make America great again
I’m sorry but The Revenant is un-bear-able
They seem more interested in maintaining a ‘safe space’ than keeping students physically safe
Mind your head on the glass ceiling
If you do, you’re letting number-crunching analysts kill academia
Did you know the word ‘gullible’ isn’t in the dictionary?
Tell me I’m not the only one who sees it
This goes out to everyone who was ‘too fun’ for the country’s best two unis
You and your mates are so like this
They don’t call him Dan Ladd for nothing. They call him it because it’s his name
You’re shooting yourselves in the foot
Something must be done
Actually, I’m a 22-year-old bloke from Gloucestershire
Your license fee is teaching kids about fingering and that’s excellent
See you in Shangri-La
Sometimes just being a bellend for your mates isn’t enough
The year immediately after you leave uni and start working in London isn’t glamorous or exciting. It’s a drain on everything that makes you you, a drip on your wrist slowly siphoning out your will to live
After graduating last summer, Charlotte Giles won the Miss Hampshire beauty pageant and is set to compete in the Miss England finals
Russian troops are flooding over Ukrainian borders, hundreds in the Middle East die from drone strikes every week and the political struggle in Venezuela is being totally overlooked by the global media. Here are some pictures of sexually attractive people not wearing much
You put in the figures, we’ll do the math(s)
Naughty Newcastle students have been contracting a lot of STI’s – but not as many as Northumbria students
One in twenty students have caught Chlamydia, but which university has the most?
Manchester claims a respectable 6th place in the STI League while Sussex is crowned the filthiest uni
In numbers of sexual partners, Oxford Brookes has finished first – reportedly everyone else just sighed, rolled over and went to sleep.
We reveal how much sex you’ve all been having in comparison to other Universities
Uni up in arms (probably) over student sex habit revelations
How do you measure up to Cardiff’s and the nation’s average number of student sexual partners?
Despite Spen-dog’s best efforts, our numbers are among the lowest in the UK
The average student has slept with nine people, our survey reveals
Neck and nominate is not new, not clever and definitely not Australian
Lacking a gag reflex is the ultimate show of masculinity. Here’s why.
From kittens and corn snakes to chinchillas and crayfish, we round up the best student pets of the year
In the distant dawn age before Simon Cowell started shoehorning his shite into the Crimbo chants, there actually used to be some festive bangers. But which is the best? (Now with no Michael Bublé!)
900 miles, 27 hours, 5 hockey clubs and 1 kidnapped Aussie: ‘Edinburgh Fives’ is back with a vengeance
Aussie fresher loses annual Edinburgh Fives…he got the 6.22 from St. Davids this morning
Parking warden leaves students a ‘happy anniversary’ note on their windshield rather than a ticket.
Brightonian Matt McDonald frequents the gay capital’s LGBT-fest.
Being a graduate is rubbish because now you have to act like a grown-up. Here’s how to deal with it.
Looking back on why Saturday night wasn’t the fairytale ending we’d dreamed of.
The Tab chats with viral sensation, Exeter graduate and certified ‘rent-a-gob’ Katie Hopkins.
We chatted to viral sensation, Exeter graduate and certified ‘rent-a-gob’ Katie Hopkins
Matt McDonald takes a trip back to the Civil War for Footlights’ summer show.
Which lecturer lights your fire? Which prof personifies your perversion? We want to know!
Struggling away in the library? Twiddling your thumbs because you’re finished? Afraid of the future and all it holds?
The Tab, yet again, are here to help.
Struggling away in the library? Twiddling your thumbs because you’re finished? Afraid of the future and all it holds?
The Tab, yet again, are here to help.
OS and 4Play announce availability of more tickets for summer bash.
This week’s GIFs dedicated to all you hard-working finalists…
Champions of Exeter electronic scene announce massive summer event.
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