The French do love better than us. LEAF ARBUTHNOT has devised a Gallic spread to help you seduce that special someone.
We’ve got two pairs of star-crossed lovers on our hands this Valentine’s Day…but who will come out on top? You decide.
Scarred by past experience, FRANCESCA HILL moans about May Week and offers a few tips.
TILLY BENNETT-JONES reminds us that there is more to worry about this Valentine’s Day than our own hearts.
Whilst a herd of lovers flocked to Pizza Express this Tuesday past, an entirely different story was unravelling in many a lonely gyp room…
JAMES MACNAMARA is left depressed, depraved and seeking solace. The play was alright, though.
ELLIE OGILVIE and a singleton audience lift their hearts with a Footlights Smoker.
As kitschy cards fly off the shelves, and many a bed is strewn with rose petals, POPPY MORRIS investigates what really gets the gals going on Saint Valentine’s…
MEGAN KENNEDY provides a sonic option for every type of lover this Valentine’s Day.
THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG leads you safely through the fornicating minefields of V-Day.
We explain how to get your RAG date to touch you on the rump, and much more…
New Year’s Eve is a second-rate Love Actually, according to ANNIE RAFF. And it doesn’t even have Hugh Grant in it.
One-night-stands or one love? Is it wrong to be in a relationship at university?
LOUISE RIPLEY-DUGGAN hates Valentine’s Day, and not just because she doesn’t have an ‘intimate companion’.
MATILDA WNEK counts the ways in which the poetry anthologies being sold to misguided lovers are perfectly antithetical to romance. Let her steer you back on course with a few helpful suggestions of poems to stick in your lover’s pigeon-hole on Monday
ALEX BOWER recommends a plan for free love this Valentine’s Day. *The Tab warns this is not the way to pull.*
The Cambridge Union have replaced their annual Valentine’s Ball with a more informal event due to unusually low ticket sales.
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Brian Geoffrey
James Macnamara
Kieran Corcoran
Alex Bower
Oscar Williams-Grut