Step 1: Don’t write an article about getting recruited by MI6
We can see the light at the end of the tunnel
Are you that surprised he got his start at The Tab?
Or how not to get shot by angry finalists
As if nominating yourself for an award isn’t sad enough
Fear the CompScis
We all have that one ‘friend’
We’re gonna need a lot of booze to get through this.
They’re calling time on ‘locker-room talk’
Or how to trick them into thinking Cambridge life is normal
How to find love in a hopeless place.
Molly talks you through how not to lose your cool when reality starts to set in
If a consent workshop occurs but no one is there to hear it, did it even happen?
A relationship with alcohol is a personal one.
Do you prioritise the toastie maker or the drugs?
Much alcohol, very May Week.