You’re not 15 anymore
‘This is precisely the purpose of the Humanities’
It’s been re-named ‘Halloween Hip-Hop Night’
Superman finds his Lois Lane
And they were brutally honest
‘People just started jumping from the train. It was madness’
When did you last get tested?
You’ll be surrounded by horny teens sucking face
Who needs chivalry anymore?
You must be able to think of something better to do with your life
‘The Loch itself is a real monster’
Every time you drink it you’re punching your 18-year-old self in the face
‘The lake does sort of come out of nowhere’
‘Protest reggae may well be the worst genre of music yet invented’
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a smartphone takes selfies
Stop thinking it’s all gonna be boats, bitches and Bestival this summer
What message are your moves really sending?
It makes perfect sense
It was all going quite well until some guy called him a pervert