There’s no such thing as a ‘complicated’ relationship

You’re not 15 anymore

We got an English lecturer to review Tinder chat up lines

‘This is precisely the purpose of the Humanities’

‘Dead Rappers’ Halloween Party’ promoters apologise after encouraging people to black up

It’s been re-named ‘Halloween Hip-Hop Night’

Henry Cavill is dating a Bristol History of Art fresher

Superman finds his Lois Lane

I asked my exes why I’m still single

And they were brutally honest

Overcrowded train forces ravers to Tokyo World ON FOOT

‘People just started jumping from the train. It was madness’

Emoji-themed mocktail bar opens in London

Yes, really

Tall men with brown hair most likely to have chlamydia

When did you last get tested?

Hometown clubbing will leave you weeping on your knees

You’ll be surrounded by horny teens sucking face

There’s never been a better time to be a single woman

Who needs chivalry anymore?

You’ve decided to do a soul-crushing law conversion. Why?

You must be able to think of something better to do with your life

Daredevil third years to smash the world record for kayaking Loch Ness

‘The Loch itself is a real monster’

Am I the only one who’s noticed craft beer is tearing our country apart?

Every time you drink it you’re punching your 18-year-old self in the face

Oxford reveller celebrates mate’s 21st by crashing car into lake

‘The lake does sort of come out of nowhere’

Thousands march against austerity: Here are the juicy pictures

‘Protest reggae may well be the worst genre of music yet invented’

This is what your selfie actually means

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a smartphone takes selfies

Be prepared: This summer will be a massive letdown

Stop thinking it’s all gonna be boats, bitches and Bestival this summer

What your dancing says about you

What message are your moves really sending?

NUS to work with group who called Jihadi John ‘a beautiful man’

It makes perfect sense

When UKIP porn baron Johnny Rockard tried to recruit girls on Bristol Uni campus

It was all going quite well until some guy called him a pervert