‘This is precisely the purpose of the Humanities’
It’s been re-named ‘Halloween Hip-Hop Night’
‘People just started jumping from the train. It was madness’
You’ll be surrounded by horny teens sucking face
You must be able to think of something better to do with your life
‘The Loch itself is a real monster’
Every time you drink it you’re punching your 18-year-old self in the face
‘The lake does sort of come out of nowhere’
‘Protest reggae may well be the worst genre of music yet invented’
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a smartphone takes selfies
Stop thinking it’s all gonna be boats, bitches and Bestival this summer
It was all going quite well until some guy called him a pervert