In the middle of exam season
The paper has been cancelled and a substitute will have to be provided
“I feel so let down”
Their demands have been sent to the Vice-Chancellor
The university are encouraging those who need help to come forward
It is named after Henry Overton Wills III, who financed the uni with ‘slave-profited money’
Man do care bout all that
Watch the shocking video here
‘I have never witnessed such brutality in my life’
The most powerful students on campus this year
The students have denied the accusations
90g of dangerous Acetone Peroxide
‘They’d say ‘Typical Chinks’ – this is the racism I have to live with’
‘We express our solidarity and support’
‘Racism pure and simple’
Oh yahhh
Due to a ‘violation of the basic principles of the movement’
Max Austin wants you to vote for BONUS
Some said it was an ‘appropriation of working class culture’
‘Looking for as many god damn tickets as I can’
Bristol Out of NUS have released a statement
Because those cheesy chips aren’t going to burn themselves off
Just two guys in a boat, getting the job done.
“This person has just told me to drown – I believe that is a threat to kill.”
And they’re not afraid to show it
‘Apparently this is normal. Cheers Unite’
A joint statement with the author will be issued next week
‘The biggest law scandal since Vietnam’
Conrad Young
