‘This is precisely the purpose of the Humanities’
Go home shopping centre, you’re drunk
Fake it ’til you make it
Thousands fell for it
‘I give them more money if they have a dog’
‘It’s a bit gross but not a big deal’
You’ll be surrounded by horny teens sucking face
So many drunk notes, so hard to understand
The pawfect cure to exam stress
Not kid-ing, it was baaariliant