#Surreynotsorry
‘This is precisely the purpose of the Humanities’
Go home shopping centre, you’re drunk
Fake it ’til you make it
They already had the wavey garms
It’s mandatory
Thousands fell for it
‘I give them more money if they have a dog’
You went hard
Experts say it’s bad for you
#Iwokeuplikethis
You say tomayto
Yes, really
We are the voice of students.
‘It’s a bit gross but not a big deal’
You’ll be surrounded by horny teens sucking face
So many drunk notes, so hard to understand
The pawfect cure to exam stress
He’s doppelgängly
Not kid-ing, it was baaariliant
Wine not?
Elle Ayres