William Lloyd
Editor, The Tab Bristol
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Daredevil third years to smash the world record for kayaking Loch Ness

‘The Loch itself is a real monster’

Am I the only one who’s noticed craft beer is tearing our country apart?

Every time you drink it you’re punching your 18-year-old self in the face

Bristol’s Best Bums 2015: The girls

Cheek these out

Bristol dropout and YouTube sensation Jack Harries engulfed by plagiarism storm

And you thought using Wikipedia for your essay was a bad idea

Bristol’s Best Bums 2015: The guys

There are some cracking pics in here

BNOC 2015: Group one

If you’re not on this list you’re not a proper person

These are the people who want you to vote for them in Bristol West

Remember the thing where you tick a box and forget about it for the next five years? It’s happening again in May

UBU has transformed into a hot air balloon

Not the kind of balloons you’re into

The Bristol SU Election Results

It’s the second biggest election happening this year

Bristol only slightly more international than the average Pitbull song

International, so international

David Cameron won’t shut up about the Nandos on Park Street

Bet he’s a Lemon & Herb man

Top employers think Bristol is fire

And by fire, we mean off the chain

In case you missed it: Watch the Clifton fireworks in all their glory

Just another standard Sunday night in Bristol

People’s champion George Robb delivers final ultimatum to uni chiefs

Thousands united in call for protest

Medical student killed by cocktail of legal high and ecstasy

‘He was throwing stuff on the floor and hallucinating’

What’s the worst nightclub in Bristol? Vote now

Burn down the disco

Take a closer peek at the heroes who put ass in the ASS library

It wasn’t even for charity

Jailbreak 2014: Liveblog

Can the winning team send us a postcard?

We went for dinner with ‘the UK’s hottest single woman’ to find out why she hasn’t met Mr Right

Former Take Me Out contestant Lucy Harrold has even set up her own dating site – BirminghamLove.co.uk – to help her in search for true love

Bristol grad makes the squad for this summer’s World Cup

Is our boy joining Wazza, Stevie and, err, Phil Jones in Brazil?

Park Street to turn into real park

Sunday will see Park Street punningly turned into a Park. You can expect cocktails and clowns.

The definitive list of annoying blokes you’ve met this year

If you don’t know any of these, it’s you

Who the Halal cares?

UK universities have been serving Halal meat without labelling it – what’s the fuss if you eat meat anyway?

Bristol at the tip of austerity iceberg

Bristol is often said to be the best place to live in Britain. Nathan Beesley explains why our wretched government is ruining it.

Future BNOC in booze-fuelled roof rampage

Future Bristol BNOC gets pissed and goes full Batman.

Clifton vs. Gloucester Road

It’s a battle as old as time itself (or something), which is the better area: leafy, snobby Clifton or grimey, underfed Gloucester Road.

Embattled Union wins sustainability award

It’s been a tough week, and a tough year for UBU. There was some rare good news for them this week when they won an award for recycling and stuff.

BLUNDERLAND – UBU Summer Ball Cancelled

The phrase “piss-up in a brewery” came to mind today as our beloved Union scored another catastrophic own goal.

BORN SLIPPY – Park Street water slide is a hit

On Sunday Bristol’s very own Park Street was a beautiful pandemonium of people, noise and colour.

SPOTTED: Genuine human Ed Miliband visits Gloucester Road

Dramatic scenes in Bristol yesterday when Labour supremo Ed Miliband visited to shake a few hands, buy some flowers and get selfied by local school children.

Trippy movie shows Bristol at its best

This delightfully kaleidoscopic movie from a local filmmaker will confirm what you already know – Bristol is fucking great.

Register NOW to ride giant Park Street water slide

Local artist turns Park Street into a f**k off water slide but you have to register to ride it

Sex safer in Bristol than any other university

Rubber up and get down to Lizard Lounge – Bristol has the best sexual health services of any UK university.

Robsession II: A President’s Diary

What’s Griffo been up to today?

Robsession: a President’s diary

Beloved UBU President Rob Griffiths’ daily diary, as imagined by Will Lloyd

Vice Chancellor Steps Down

Shock as Vice-Chancellor steps down

Why Becca Atkinson is wrong

Will Lloyd dismantles Becca Atkinson’s controversial argument for private school.

Meet the Bristol doctor who’s actually a fish

Everything’s going swimmingly for Bristol’s foremost aquatic expert.

Meet the Bristol doctor who’s actually a fish

Everything’s going swimmingly for Bristol’s foremost aquatic expert.

The Most Lamentable Time Of The Year

Who wants to live in a world where ‘Christmas’ means tossers in reindeer onesies, the Kardashian family Christmas card and the John Lewis advert?

Cleggster coming to Brizzle

Student favourite Nick Clegg heading for Bristol next week to answer YOUR questions. Stuck for inspiration? The Tab has a few suggestions.

The LAD-o-Meter

On a scale of 1 to “let’s go fucking mental”, how much of a LAD are you? Read on to find out.

Admit it, bacon is fucking shit

Students: please shut up about bacon

Stoned to Death

Stoners: easy-going, loveable goofs? Wrong, says Will Lloyd, they’re the laziest, most delusional crowd at university.

Briz Student goes full Buzz Lightyear

Jocelino Rodrigues set to start SPACE TRAINING next month.

“Scrabble, Sex and Alcohol”: The Tab gets lashed with Lembit Öpik

Our tale of four hours spent drinking with the Worst Bristolian is a bit of a weird one

Star Wars auditions coming to Brizzle

No uggos allowed.

Lembit Opik Named Worst Bristolian

In a glitzy Westminster ceremony the former MP has been officially unveiled as the worst ever Bristolian

Lembit Opik Named Worst Bristolian

In a glitzy Westminster ceremony the former MP has been officially unveiled as the worst ever Bristolian

EDL Hate Mob Coming to Bristol

Racism, boozing, vandalism and general hatred headed for Bristol, as EDL plan ‘peaceful protest’

Brizzle prof’s romance with Strictly star

Prof had romance with Susanna Reid while she was a student at Brizzle

One sick yolk

Food for thought for fried chicken fans, as it emerges that one Bristol takeaway supplier had been cleaning raw meat with his pants

Wills Building goes pink

Wills Memorial ‘wears it pink’ for national breast cancer awareness campaign

Super drizzle to hit Brizzle

Worst storm in “decades” to hit our beloved city this weekend

Stoned to Death

Stoners: easy-going, loveable goofs? Wrong, says Will Lloyd, they’re the laziest, most delusional crowd at university.

Worst Bristolian: Vote Now

Some impressive names have passed through our university. But so has James Blunt. We’ve cherry-picked some of Bristol’s most mediocre grads. Who’s the worst?

Stoned to Death

Stoners: easy-going, loveable goofs? Wrong, says Will Lloyd, they’re the laziest, most delusional crowd at university.

Stoned to Death

Stoners: easy-going, loveable goofs? Wrong, says Will Lloyd, they’re the laziest, most delusional crowd at university.

Stoned to Death

Stoners: easy-going, loveable goofs? Wrong, says Will Lloyd, they’re the laziest, most delusional crowd at university.

Stoners: The laziest, most delusional crowd at university

Honk on this bifta you mug

Stoned to Death

Stoners: easy-going, loveable goofs? Wrong, says Will Lloyd, they’re the laziest, most delusional crowd at university.

Stoned to Death

Stoners: easy-going, loveable goofs? Wrong, says Will Lloyd, they’re the laziest, most delusional crowd at university.

Return of the Anson Rooms

UBU’s infamous music venue to reopen tonight

Made in Brizzle and moving to Chelsea

One lucky Brizzle gal is set to join the cast of Made in Chelsea

Za Za’s Bizarre: why does anyone go to this food-based nightmare?

It’s part of every fresher’s bucket list, but isn’t it basically a scrum in a neon-lit trough?

President Partypooper

Would freshers’ week be better with less booze? Will Lloyd thinks not.

Bristol “Worse than Swansea”

Bristol students have a ‘lower quality of life’ than students at Swansea and Coventry, a survey reveals

Freshers: This is why relationships at university suck

Staying in a relationship will leave you full of shame and regret