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A swift pint in a Kent pub with Nigel Farage

He thinks we should ‘make a fortune’ out of foreign students

You can tell what someone studies from what they’re wearing

It’s a kind of superpower

Nobody’s a ‘proper’ football fan anymore

I was the only person in my halls that wanted to watch the United game in a pub

What does your house plant say about you?

They’re a great way to distract people from the mould on your wall

Everyone else in my family went to Oxford

I’m the ‘dumb’ one

Meet Natan: He gets naked in front of strangers for money

‘Feels like I’m wearin’ Natan at all, Natan at all, Natan at all’

We asked you to define house music in a sentence

‘Some people think house music begins and ends with Deadmau5 and they’re wrong’

‘Looking like Draco Malfoy made my life a living hell’

‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git’

I was dared to eat a Vindaloo and ended up in hospital

It was that or lose an eyebrow

First year Geographers given same exam as last year by blundering lecturers

‘A lot of people knew all the answers’

Tab vs Food: Ghost Chili challenge

When you eat some of the hottest chillies in the world, you’re gonna want to have some milk

I spent Valentine’s watching 50 Shades of Grey with my parents

My V-Day was more awkward than yours

These second year legends have to keep a hen in their house

Their landlord makes them look after it

My family gave me a boar’s head to celebrate my A-levels

A-levels were a boar, but Nessy’s not

Eats Everything played a DJ set in a Bristol chip shop

And you missed out you suckers

Mysterious doctor: Peter Andre’s fiancée passes final medical exams

Bristol medic has finally finished her medical studies and become a doctor

‘Hateful’ poster suggesting transgender students are rapists appears on campus

Women, kindly surrender your boundaries

There’s more to pole fitness than you think

Don your hotpants and cling on for dear life

Some Bristol students claim they got hold of Quaaludes

When life gives you Lemmons

Asking for tuition fees to be scrapped is selfish and arrogant

We shouldn’t have a problem with £9,000 fees