Boris Johnson is coming to Bristol
And he’s bringing his funky hair
The man who brought you such quotes as “my policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it” is coming to Bristol this Saturday.
Former London mayor Boris Johnson will be appearing in Armada House to give a speech on the benefits of Brexit. Although the event is aimed at Vote Leave activists, anyone can apply for a ticket.
Boris, the man who claimed that “voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW”, will be joined by Liam Fox to explain “the need for us to take back control on June 23rd and to spend our money on our priorities.”
The comedic joker-politician has been at the forefront of the Brexit campaign throughout the year and will be sure to give a rousing lecture.
The speech will take place between 11:30am and 1pm.
A link to the event page cane be found here.
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