How to throw your hamster a birthday party
Light nibbles are an essential
You have a dissertation to finish, an exam to revise for, and you have important life decisions to make. But, if you are fortunate enough to own a little bundle of joy such as a hamster then your priorities begin to change. As most hamsters only live for a couple of years, turning one is a BIG DEAL. Here is what you need to do:
Get them a shit load of presents from Pets at Home
Get your wallet out and turn your hamster’s cage into a hamster kingdom.
Bake them a cake
A good three hours of procrastination went into this bad boy! Let the hamster have a nibble of course.
Give them a beer
Maybe not. But give him a special treat, a few extra seeds, a crumb of cake and of course his favourite – cheese.
Sing them Happy Birthday
They won’t have a clue what’s going on, but it’s the thought that counts. Plus it’s a rare event to add to your snapchat story.
Set them free (within reason)
Being stuck in a cage for most of your life can be tough sometimes for your little friend. However on their big day set them free (for the night – remember hamsters are nocturnal). Let them roam free in their ball – the world is their oyster.
Be a proud owner
The owner, who chose to remain anonymous due to landlord issues said, “the event was a great success, it was nice to see such a large turnout for such a little hamster. Einstein had a great day!”
Take them to fab
Could risk it?