
Clubbers of the week: Vodbull special
Poppin bottles
Most under-the-thumb

He went home with the mascot…
Biggest badass

Classic high-school pose
Hungriest clubber

Give me food
Best squad

Absolute carnage.
Worst dressed

It’s the bird hat, thing – and the bin bag
Most romantic

Give us a kiss
Best animal

The face-paint is just amazing
Most scared

Someone help?
Biggest mouth

We know you can spot it…
Sass of the week

No one in this picture cares, and we love it
Biggest badass part two

Wow
Most pissed

Love it.
Photobomb of the week

Ironically, the same guy who was ‘most pissed’
Most pissed runner up

Oh look, it’s him again
Wet patch of the week

Wait till you see it…

The time has come to vote in heat two of The Birmingham Tab’s BNOC 2022 competition
The heats are continuing, you know what to do

Stop everything and vote now in heat one of The Tab Birmingham’s BNOC of the year 2022
You cast your nominations for Brum’s biggest BNOC, now it’s time to narrow out it down

The Tab Birmingham’s BNOC nominations of the year 2022 are now OPEN
It’s time to nominate someone who truly is one of the Biggest Names On Campus

These UoB moments shouldn’t be embarrassing, but they really are
Why is walking back from Aldi with full shopping bags mortifying

Muirhead Tower will be renamed ‘Tommy Shelby Tower’ to pay homage to Peaky Blinders
The name change will take place in the new academic year

‘We are overwhelmed’: Joseph Derbisz Memorial raises nearly £10,000 of donations in three days
The fundraiser will be used to pay for the funeral of the University of Birmingham student

‘As a mark of respect, we feel it wouldn’t be right’: UoB Guild’s club nights cancelled
Birmingham’s Guild of Students said it is ‘deeply saddened’ by the death of third-year student, Joseph Derbisz

A body has been found in the search for missing student Joe Derbisz
Joe went missing after last Saturday’s Fab ‘N’ Fresh

A University of Birmingham student has been reported missing
Joseph Derbisz was last seen on Sunday 27 March at 3:30AM at Fab ‘n’ Fresh

The UoB Climate Justice Movement hosted their very own Divest Fest
The society is campaigning for UoB to end its investment in fossil fuels and commit to its environmental policy

Who is Gisbert Kapp? Here are the people the buildings on campus are named after
Maybe one day you too can get a building named after you on campus

Here are the best Deliveroo spots around Birmingham for your takeaway fix
We tried the best independent spots around Brum and let you know our favourites
Here are five inspiring women you never knew attended UoB
Celebrating female University of Birmingham graduates for International Women’s Day
These are the songs that motivate UoB students throughout the semester
A selection of tunes to get you through the semester

A woman has been charged after a stabbing in Selly Oak
The victim was said to be in ‘critical’ condition in hospital

Pancake Day: The best and worst creations by UoB students
Some sweet, some savoury, some absolutely disgusting

Birmingham holds vigil in solidarity with the people of Ukraine
Saturday’s rally saw 1,000 residents come together in condemnation of Russia’s invasion

Greggs x Primark: We visited the collab that’s got everyone talking
Because nothing screams class like sausage roll socks

Petty brands and feral TikToks: Why we should all feel ashamed of the Depp v Heard case
A trial rooted in alleged domestic violence deserved more respect

‘I was like a carer’: The agonising reality of growing up with an alcoholic parent
An estimated three million people in the UK have a parent with alcohol problems

This major plot hole in Senior Year on Netflix proves how dumb the movie is
I’ve lost sleep over this

5am starts and clubbing in the day: The 13 juiciest Made in Chelsea production secrets
The show was originally called ‘The Big Smoke’ and then ‘Chelsea Girls’ loooool

Okay so what is the ‘legs and hips and body’ song all over TikTok right now?
‘This song got a Donkey Kong type beat’ 💀

Ranked: The Netflix actors who gained the most Instagram followers after their shows
I wonder why Regé-Jean Page gained so many after Bridgerton?

What is the hanger reflex challenge all over TikTok and does it *actually* work?
If you’re using a wooden hanger for this then you’re an idiot

‘It is isolating’: Medical students are struggling to get by on ‘unliveable’ funding
Government underfunding is failing future medics

Elle Darby is back online five months after her hateful tweets resurfaced
She posted a statement claiming she’s been working on becoming a better person

Every Drag Race All Stars 7 Snatch Game impersonation, ranked from worst to best
No prizes for guessing what number one is x

As Depp v Heard comes to an end, here are all the possible outcomes of the trial
The final arguments will be heard this Friday (27th May)

Dorothy Wang confirms Bling Empire season three, saying drama and arguments ‘intensify’
She said the new episodes have already been filmed and are coming in the next few months!

Durham Uni’s planned marking boycott ends following UCU vote
The marking and assessment boycott was due to start on Monday

These are officially the UK’s youngest celebrity millionaires right now
Rich, talented and successful? Will never be me

All Stars 7 is Drag Race perfection, with a cast of winners proving exactly why they got a crown
With no eliminations and not a weak queen in the batch, this is truly a celebration of drag

Inside the mega expensive houses of the cast of Bling Empire on Netflix
Kane has a huge painting of his own face, and I think that’s all I need to say

Discrimination by the University of Bristol led to the suicide of a vulnerable student
The University of Bristol has been ordered to pay £50k in damages

Used pads and deodorant stains: Here are 26 more hellish Depop Dramas
Too many people accidentally selling worn pants for my liking

No one’s going home, so here are the new Drag Race rules for All Stars 7 fully explained
Legendary Legend Stars want what RuPeter Badges has

All the deeper meanings behind Harry’s House according to Harry Styles and his fans
I haven’t stopped crying over the deeper meaning behind Matilda