One is even Stormzy
They bonded over a shared passion for Dixys over Roosters
Break the bed, not the bank
Did they like each other as much as they liked the Camembert?
Because who else do you have to love?
We have our own train station ffs
We’ve really done nothing wrong
Fear not, first years
The club you love to hate isn’t so bad
Cause absolute chaos?
There, I said it
Wouldn’t you rather be taken bacon than single pringle?
Where are your time management skills?
Is it in a butter place now?
It’s beyond a joke
It was a real struggle
‘There’s nothing to see’
Mass paint for a start