Will Heilpern

Revealed: Which university is the cheapest?

London doesn’t get a look in

The popular kids at school called me a swot: Now I’m in Miss England

Laura is smarter, prettier and much more kind than you

Is your degree a waste of time and money?

Almost two thirds of grads say they’re underemployed

Not even our parents can afford to pay soaring university fees

The bank of mum and dad is running dry

UCL postgrad resigns from PHD over Tim Hunt sexism scandal

He called the ‘high clergy’ at the uni absurd

Head at posh school tells girls Uni is a waste of time

Why did you even bother filling out that UCAS form?

Will this space-bound Oxford finalist be crowned King of the Nerds?

He’s in the running to go to Mars

Girton Spring Ball 2014

WILL HEILPERN thoroughly enjoys a superb party, filled with considered decadence and touching subtlety

DO ONE DAVID WILLETTS: Cambridge students tell Uni minister to ‘Fuck Off’

Controversial Tory Uni Minister David Willetts has been told to ‘Fuck Off’ by students at the Cambridge Union Society this evening.

Uni says Pad Bye to Dojo’s Noodle Bar

Plans are underway to axe the cult noodle bar in favour of new graduate accomodation.

CUSU, no one wants you!

Apathy towards student politics has reached an all-time high in Cambridge, as most of the positions in this year’s CUSU elections aren’t even contested.

Students Gawk as Hawking Announces Caius May Ball Theme!

Watch our exclusive video of Stephen Hawking announcing the theme for Gonville and Caius May Ball 2014

Russell Brand Calls on Cambridge Students to Lead the Revolution

Russell Brand caused some controversy whilst calling for REVOLUTION in Cambridge.

Willi Really? Prince William To Become a Cambridge Student

The Duke of Cambridge is set to become a full time student of Cambridge University in time for the start of Lent Term.

Varshity Accommodation: student electrocuted as cleaner attacks others with beer bottles

Chaos erupted in Varsity accommodation last week when a classicist was electrocuted and other students nearly got bottled by a cleaner.

Bomb Scare in City Centre

A Bomb threat in Lion Yard is currently being dealt with by emergency services and a bomb disposal robot

Cambridge Are Set To Accept Every Student With A*AA

Under radical new plans, Cambridge University are changing their entrance criteria

The End of Life as We Know It?

Cambridge’s “Worst Club”, The Place, set to get revamp in time for Freshers’ Week.

The Worst Club in Cambridge?

It’s time to settle that age-old debate once and for all: which is Cambridge’s worst nightclub? Click here to cast your vote!

Ms Dynamite to Headline Corpus Christi

Corpus announce Ms Dynamite as their headline act at this year’s May Ball, accompanied by Akala and the Correspondents.