Laura is smarter, prettier and much more kind than you
Almost two thirds of grads say they’re underemployed
The bank of mum and dad is running dry
He called the ‘high clergy’ at the uni absurd
Why did you even bother filling out that UCAS form?
He’s in the running to go to Mars
WILL HEILPERN thoroughly enjoys a superb party, filled with considered decadence and touching subtlety
Controversial Tory Uni Minister David Willetts has been told to ‘Fuck Off’ by students at the Cambridge Union Society this evening.
Plans are underway to axe the cult noodle bar in favour of new graduate accomodation.
Apathy towards student politics has reached an all-time high in Cambridge, as most of the positions in this year’s CUSU elections aren’t even contested.
Watch our exclusive video of Stephen Hawking announcing the theme for Gonville and Caius May Ball 2014
Russell Brand caused some controversy whilst calling for REVOLUTION in Cambridge.
The Duke of Cambridge is set to become a full time student of Cambridge University in time for the start of Lent Term.
Chaos erupted in Varsity accommodation last week when a classicist was electrocuted and other students nearly got bottled by a cleaner.
A Bomb threat in Lion Yard is currently being dealt with by emergency services and a bomb disposal robot
Under radical new plans, Cambridge University are changing their entrance criteria
Cambridge’s “Worst Club”, The Place, set to get revamp in time for Freshers’ Week.
It’s time to settle that age-old debate once and for all: which is Cambridge’s worst nightclub? Click here to cast your vote!
Corpus announce Ms Dynamite as their headline act at this year’s May Ball, accompanied by Akala and the Correspondents.
HACKED! Girton hackers have cheated The Tab’s innocent ‘Worst College’ competition.
Students at Jesus College were sad to see their giant dinosaur artwork removed from Library Court.
A University Proctor was doused in flour and Cava outside physics exam earlier this week.
The University of Cambridge sits pretty at the top of the Guardian Higher Education league table, having retained its crown for the third year running.
The Futureheads are the final act to join King Charles and Correspondents as headliners at Clare May Ball 2013.
The Uni are to be fined £28,000 for polluting the River Ouse, a court finds.
Jesus May Ball 2013 will host soul singer Maverick Sabre, as Radio DJ MistaJam headlines the DJ set.
Cambridge grad Lily Cole steps into the world of social media, with an app just for Cambridge students.
Bunny bonanza: CUSU Welfare eases exam pains with mid-May petting zoo.
Boris St. Johnson speaks out about his controversial three years at Cambridge…
Police are promising a Caesarian Sunday crackdown after negotiations break down between the Caesarians and Jesus College.
The BBC under investigation by Ofcom after Oskar ‘Godzilla’ Zorilla swore during the Boat Race.
The BBC are under investigation by Ofcom after Oxford’s cox swore during the Boat Race.
The Dalai Lama will continue his tradition of visiting Cambridge every twenty years with a trip to the university next weekend.
Tweets, Facebook posts and billions of web pages will be forever preserved by the UL, as of today.
A morning in the life of Patrick Boatman, a rower whose psychopathic tendencies cannot be contained by his college lycra…
Amidst reports that the ADC Is a “closed stage”, WILL HEILPERN puts his life in danger and uncovers a sinister cult at the heart of Cambridge’s theatreland.