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Review: King’s Mingle

PATRICK BROOKS finds little fault with this predictably wavey wonder of a night.

Johnians force freshers to eat urinal cakes in club toilets

Have your urinal cake and eat it.

Trinity shakes it off to get Taylor Swift at May Ball

Cambridge has been gripped by a fever of catchy pop as TWO COLLEGES make dance videos to Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’

Nigel Farage to take on Robert Downey Jr

The UKIP leader will be fighting with Downey Jr for students’ attention as he speaks in Cambridge on Friday

Cambridge A-Z, Part 3

Finish off the alphabet of wisdom with the final slice of our vital Freshers Guide.

Cambridge A-Z, Part 2

Wise up on plodges, May Week and why everyone hates John’s with Part 2 of our essential Freshers Guide

Cambridge A-Z, Part 1

Literally everything you need to know as a Fresher coming to Cambridge in 2014.

Hey! I’m looking at you, averagely affluent first world living privileged student

Incredibly irritating social media crazes can motivate us to actually do some good, and without wasting water.

Which Harry Potter character is your college?

Take a break from revision with our official alternative prospectus – for wizards only.

The Hanging Christian – Episode 10

Cambridge postcards will never be the same again as the Sunday Serial finally reaches its destructive end…

The Hanging Christian – Episode 9

It’s finally time for the violent climax as everything kicks off on King’s Parade…

The Hanging Christian – Episode 8

The Sunday Serial builds towards its climax as Freya is forced to become part of a treasonous conspiracy…

Cambridge is AWESOME

PATRICK BROOKS fucking loves Cambridge, and here’s why you should too.

The Hanging Christian – Episode 6

Freya finally goes to the police as the Sunday Serial continues, but does anyone believe her?

The Hanging Christian – Episode 5

The Sunday Serial takes a very dark turn as Freya attends her second meeting beneath the Eagle…

The Hanging Christian – Episode 4

Our plucky heroine falls deeper into the new world Professor Seydowsky has introduced her to as the Sunday Serial continues…

The Hanging Christian – Episode 3

The Sunday Serial continues apace as Freya is introduced to a secret society that lurks at Cambridge’s very heart…

Private schools are destroying society

Private schools make PATRICK BROOKS angry. Really angry. And he wants you to be angry about them too.

The Hanging Christian – Episode 2

In Episode 2 of the new Sunday Serial, our plucky heroine is very late for a very bizarre supervision…

The Hanging Christian – Episode 1

The Sunday Serial returns with a fresh tale of seduction, madness and essay deadlines…