It’s about damn time
Let’s rev up those fryers!
Hint: He’s got BDE and looks like a sexy frog
‘I’m not shy, I just don’t like you’
If they don’t give them all to A Star is Born I will burn the academy down
‘This is the white girl Bitch Better Have My Money’
This is getting out of control
Or maybe I’m just trash
Never date a Scorpio again!
First Beto, now AOC!
If it was ranch, I’d understand
I SPEAK THIS INTO EXISTENCE
God hath forsaken us
Never forget @queendemitriax_
And I’m NOT talking about your mom
‘I know you didn’t think a white girl made that shit up!’
I’m udderly disinterested in anything that’s not bread
‘I told Halsey I was worried about her’
What to wear, how to stunt, where to do it
Oh so she’s a VOTER voter!
GOING ✈️ RELATIONSHIP
We’re talking ALL about it
Where was this three years ago????
The rest of the world was black-and-white…but our feet were in screaming color
Internet cryptid, but make it fashion
*Laughs in Swiftie*
Join us, we have a staggering amount of snacks
He really likes beer, y’all!
Come settle this argument, please
The secret shame of “it could have been worse”
I hope the witchcraft part is true, at least
Can someone check on the person who runs it? I’m getting kind of worried….
Subtle and sneaky, but with sweaters
He’s worth a quarter of a BILLION, but okay!
The actress tries out for the Oppression Olympics
If I have to suffer, so do you!
Hermano Del Rey!
I’m glad she turned the comments off, tbh
Good for her! I guess!
My loyal, my shield!
This just solved 99 percent of my problems
Ol’ Dead Eyes is at it again
‘Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them’
I SEE YOU SEEING ME!
According to one study, anyway
You know who’s beautiful?? Read that first word again ???
Unfortunately, they’ve always got the most to say
Actually, let’s bring back loitering in general!
Stop telling me this, I can and will testify against you
Our malls will never be the same
It was definitely ahead of its time
Well then lock me up!
‘As per my last email…<3'
This is fucking Pete’s influence, I s2g
Trickle-down stinkonomics :(
First of all, John McCain is in hell
Baby, let the games begin!
The season of Beyonce and secret bitchy-ness
Thoughts and prayers
I’ve seen the devil, and it’s my own reflection
#Kween #Slay #Yaaas #GirlBoss #KillinIt
Trust us with your LIFE, it’s fine!
We only acknowledge straight-on with a tilt
You know what I’m talking about
Ideal for snippy PR interns and no one else
‘She bangs!’ was always a caption in the beauty magazines of my youth :-(
Knowing who would live is my greatest gift
Even if you’re not actually, y’know, trapping
Catch me snorting nutmeg
Join me, my brothers and sisters
When girls were girls and men were men!
Bitch blew through a stop sign at 60 mph!
And which ones are LIARS?
This is the only thing on my vision board
With Cardi B!!!!
I say this as sweat rolls off my titties
LMS if u cried :-(
Including all the ones you forgot about
We’ve all got that summertime sadness, apparently
Amanda and the Mysterious Case of the Reappearing Ass
The War of the Rat II: Musty Strikes Back
Three women accused him of sexual assault
The one move that can’t be unmoved
‘What percent are you on?’
Y’all hear sumin’?
Baby got back! But also maybe body dysmorphia
Or maybe both
I have to laugh!
Don’t date babies, babies, babies, ohhh!
Everything is LIES! Her name, her songs!
My anti-police queen!
Oh, now I get it
Let’s put my degree in Swiftology to good use