York’s fittest finalist: Ifeanyi Chukwulobelu
“This boy is going places”
We will be releasing profiles of both male and female nominees in the coming days. Voting will open at the end of the week.
Our first entry into York’s Fittest Finalist 2016 is the herculean Ifeanyi.
Ifeanyi Chukwulobelu, PPE
When Ife’s not spending his time being a model for numerous York publications, he can be found downing VK’s in Salvo, driving round York in his white Astra or in first floor JB wearing copious amounts of UYRUFC stash. This boy’s going places, having secured a training contract with a top London law firm, so he’s definitely one to keep in your phone book ladies.
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