Is this the most cringe video from Warwick TV?
Warwick TV has a go at hosting a shop-ping channel…
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In their latest stunt, Warwick TV has attempted a comic version of a shopping channel. Except, one problem, it isn’t funny.
First they try sell you air. Yes, air. And they try to freak you out by looking into his eyes, not above the eyes, not around the eyes, but into eyes.
Then it’s the I-suck. Because everyone has eyebrows…
A product designed to suck stray hairs off your face, marketed as Apple meets Dyson. The motto? “It really sucks them off.”
Then the guy with the eyes tries to get you to sponsor a cabbage field. You’ll even get “tri-annual” updates on your cabbages. He also makes a gesture to indicate squeezing his nipples.
Eventually, they sign off. Thank God.
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