We tried to interview the fittest boy from Ocean and he wasn’t very nice

In fact, he was horrible

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Most would be flattered to be considered the fittest guy to work in Ocean, but not Carlo. 

He makes a living by popping caps of cherry VKs on a Wednesday night.

The Uni of Nottingham student’s Facebook page says that he works at Hollister.

When asked if he would like to be interviewed by The Tab. he simply replied: “It’s a free world. Too busy to be answering questions though.”

And that is the last we heard from him and his pronounced veins.

We imagine he’s far too busy flexing his muscles and looking at his perfectly groomed face in the mirror.

And if you hadn’t already guessed…he’s from uni of.