Screw revision, here is what you guys are missing out on in Sussex clubbers of the week
Have you won anything?
Kyle FarrellExam season has dropped but that doesn’t make any difference to these party people. Only the taste of tequila and Grubbs at 2am will make their worries disappear so whilst you hit the books, they hit the bar.
It only felt right that we acknowledged those people for making it out and so if you have been out in the past week, chances are you’re in here.
Stunners of the week
Sixth wheel of the week
A-team of the week
Flirt of the week
Exorcism of the week
Blue steel of the week
Runner up
Lad of the week
‘I’ll never let go Jack’ of the week
Photobomb of the week
Praise the lord of the week
‘Thanks for choosing me to be on clubbers of the week’ of the week
Thumbs up of the week
Runner up
Washing machine of the week
‘You can do another tequila’ of the week
Head illusion of the week
Inappropriate time for a photo of the week
Seeing double of the week
Fat Poppadaddy’s, Secret Discotheque and Friday I’m in Love photos courtesy of Coalition and The Haunt
C U Next Tuesday and Runway Fridays photos courtesy of Rox Promotions
Trash Mondays photos by MXL Media
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The student musicians taking over the Brighton music scene
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Beans on toast advocate til I die x
Alina Zubair
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Rebecca MurphyProbably best to avoid some of these locations
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Omg, Lauren is being lined up to have her own TV show following MAFS Australia!
It’s what she deserves!
Ellie Ring
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‘So this goes out to all the haters…’
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‘You’ll never believe the hell one cup of tea can cause’
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Getting paid to kiss Blake Lively would heal me too, tbh
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They’ve burned a lot of bridges
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Roaring twenties, tossing pennies at the Eras Tour
MAFS Australia 2024’s Tim spills all on ‘horrible’ relationship with Sara that ‘scarred’ him
He’s said she had ‘scary eyes’ and a ‘face of fury’
All the MAFS Australia 2024 cast members who have defended Jack’s behaviour post-show
‘He’s the only person I really trusted’
Who’s actually related!? A full family tree rundown of the Berzattos from The Bear
No, they’re not all cousins
Inside Timothy and Lucinda’s very wholesome friendship since leaving MAFS Australia 2024
Just give them their own spin-off show at this point
Inside Sara and Lauren’s adorable friendship after meeting on MAFS Australia 2024
Best thing to come out of MAFS tbh