Which UEA Campus Toilets are you? Take this quiz and find out
Let’s hope you’re not the Library Basement…
Charlie StaggThroughout your life you’ll be asked important questions, “Who do you want to be?”, “What do you want to do?”, “Chip van or deliveroo?”. But today you’ll confront the most important question of all: if you were one of the UEA campus toilets, which one?
We’ve assembled this quiz, based on questions about your food, fashion and uni habits, to give you your answer.
Admittedly it doesn’t seem that important, but believe me, this quiz will show you who you really are, your true self.
The Tab
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