Singles of the week: BA Hons History

Don’t worry, we’ll be your wing man.

Meet eligible bachelor Harry Grazier, second year history student.

All the way from the little sea-side town of Hornsea (pretty much Hull), he is currently on the pursuit of love.

Why is he single?

“Before Christmas I was not actively looking for a girlfriend, but it would be nice to have a girl to spend my lonely nights with. I’m not very good at talking. Most of the time I meet girls I’m far to pissed to think about what I’m actually saying.”

What did you do for Valentine’s Day?

“I cooked my housemates a slap up meal and then spent the rest of the night on Tinder.”

What did you cook?

“I was quite proud of myself actually. I served them prawn cocktail as a starter and then Sea bass with potatoes and vegetables. It went down a treat!”

Favourite drink?

“I’m quite partial to a Peroni.”

Worst Habit?

“It would be, although I hate to say it, stubbornness. I think I am always right (and obviously I am) I get bored easily too; perhaps that’s why I haven’t found anyone yet.”

Now let us introduce you to History hottie Becki Heath.

This second year Boro babe (not too far to travel lads) is a self-confessed Pete Doherty fan and an MFC season ticket holder, ey up.

Why is she single?

“I’m only recently single but love is still on the cards. While I’m hardworking I’m also hard work. My friends would call me a nightmare, but I like to think I’m just a princess at heart.”

What did you do for Valentines Day?

“Enjoyed a ready meal Indian, ASDA spesh, and a best friend cuddle.”

Favourite drink?

“Got to be a cuppa, no sugar, I’m sweet enough.”

Worst habit?

“I’m just needy when I’m hungover.”

Fancy either of them? Email [email protected] and we’ll hook you up.