
Newcastle’s ugly ducklings: We dug up your embarrassing old Facebook photos
No one is safe
We’ve been trawling the web trying to find the photos you wish had been forgotten about. Here are just a few of our favourites.
Francesca, third year, History of Art
What would your mother say?
Sam, third year, Sociology
Cool cig mate
Chad, third year, History
From trunk to hunk
Ed, second year, Urban Planning
Accessorising is key
Georgia, third year, Politics & Katie, third year, Law
BFFE’s
Will, third year, Marketing
Brace face
Shaun, second year, Politics
Cute
Nick, third year, History
It was only a matter of time til the bucket hat appeared
Harriet, third year, English Literature
So natural
Jack, third year, Management
Still having a bitch-pop?
Sam, third year, Politics
O > 0
Alex, third year, Marketing
Extra points for glasses/ vest coordination
Izzy, third year, Media & Holly, third year, Sociology
Baby-faced besties
Max, third year, Agriculture
Seductive

All of the back to uni stereotypes you should expect to meet: Toon edition
If you don’t fit any of these then lucky you x

Just eight pretty great reasons to join The Newcastle Tab this term
Join us at Luther’s on Monday 25th September at 7pm for our first open meeting

The five best ways to cure your hangover as a fresher in Newcastle
Welcome to the Toon silly fresh x

Newcastle University ranks in top 40 for best university in the UK, new league table shows
The university also ranks high on graduate prospects

Man charged with sexual assault after alleged attack of woman in Jesmond
Steven Donaghey was said to have been wearing a balaclava during the attack

Newcastle Uni places in top 10 for five subjects in Guardian University Guide 2024
The fine art programme is second to Oxford

Jesmond burglar who stole laptop containing uni work left student feeling ‘on edge’
David Cheetham targeted a house on Sanderson Road last March

Newcastle Uni is investigating the use of dangerous concrete on campus after national concern
A spokesperson for the university has said there are no current signs of RAAC

Luther’s bar to reopen in partnership with Wetherspoons
This comes after a period of refurbishment within the SU

Confirmed: Five days of strikes will take place at Newcastle University this September
The UCU has also confirmed the marking boycott has ended

Newcastle Uni vice chancellor Chris Day has been appointed as Russell Group chair
Professor Chris Day now represents 24 leading UK research universities

Newcastle medical student battling cystic fibrosis takes on Great North Run
Yousaf Caan has found training brought many benefits for his health

The six type of flatmates you’ll meet at Newcastle uni that scream red flag
I may or may not have been the club rat

I visited the UK’s smallest gin bar and it’s situated right here in the Toon!
Not quite Narnia, but still pretty magical

Newcastle teen left bedridden by long Covid gets into top university
Jake Zibe will be going on to study computer science

From drama to divorce, here are all of our MAFS predictions after a turbulent first week
Peggy and Laura are going to butt heads, I can feel it

So, what happened between Below Deck Down Under’s Tzarina and Joao after they left the boat?
Tzarina said she saw Joao’s ‘true colours’ when he came to Palma to with her

Okay but, who even is Russell and what is his Group? The Russell Group, explained
Apparently it’s named after a hotel?

Royal links and A-list neighbours: Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas’ extravagant ‘forever home’
They’d allegedly planned to spend this Christmas there as a family

Why are viewers threatening to boycott Strictly over Amanda Abbington’s appearance?
She’s been accused of transphobic tweets

A release day ranking of every song on Tension – Kylie Minogue’s new album
Can anything live up to the dizzy heights of Padam Padam?

MAFS gossip column: Cast members to be AXED?! Plus Nathanial shares his truths
One week in and the chaos has erupted!

Buckle in, here’s the definitive ranking of every MAFS cheating scandal
It’s getting messy already this season

Two male Love Island stars ‘kicked out’ of influencer event for being ‘homophobic’
They’ve also been accused of throwing money at a homeless man

Lizzo sued by another ex-employee on the same day she receives humanitarian award
The lawsuit alleges an environment of bullying, harassment and racial discrimination

Omg, next week’s strikes have been called off at 89 universities in the UK
Peak for the 42 unis that are still striking though

MAFS UK week one: Thomas Hartley gives us his brutal verdict on the 2023 couples
‘There are a lot of parallels between Ella and Nathanial and me and Adrian’

Who pays for them?! Every burning question you have about MAFS weddings, answered
I have to know if the weddings are real

Married at First Sight UK’s Peggy was once on Take Me Out and she looks wildly different
Aged 19, she went to the Isle of Fernando’s and said she’d found ‘Mr Right’

‘The children were not abducted’: Joe Jonas’ lawyer responds to Sophie Turner lawsuit
In a statement to The Tab he claims the lawsuit is ‘misleading’

It’s getting messy: Every bombshell detailed in Sophie Turner’s lawsuit against Joe Jonas
Sophie allegedly found out about the divorce through the media

417 pills and 236 grams of ket: Here’s exactly which drugs police seized at Leeds Festival 2023
It was a big year for weed confiscations

Who was Shay Patten-Walker? Who episode five of Sex Education season four is in memory of
They died last year and were very close to the show

Ella B feels ‘pure disrespect at the highest level’ from Mitch and Abi getting back together
The girls are said to be heading out for ‘peace talks’

The complete rundown of everyone that Olivia Rodrigo has written a song about
Even Taylor Swift isn’t safe

From meet-and-greets to marriage: A look back at Zoella and Alfie Deyes’ YouTube romance
13 year old me will never be over this relationship