I don’t want to alarm anyone but there might be giant pornstar martinis coming to Liverpool

With whole bottles of prosecco

There’s only one thing that could improve the already flawless pornstar martini, and that is a whole glass of prosecco where the shot should be. Slug and Lettuce are about to fix that. Everything about these new drinks is exactly the same as normal – the same Absolut Vanilla vodka, Passoã liqueur, caramel syrup, sugar syrup, fresh lemon juice, pineapple juice and passion fruit, it’s just much, much bigger.

They’re meant to be shared between a group and are rumoured to cost around £30.

We’re not sure when Slug and Lettuce on North John Street near the Cavern Quarter will begin serving this deal, but hopefully it coincides with the end of exams.