Ain’t nobody messing with my clubbers of the week

You wouldn’t believe who’s in this

Squad of the week

Best smelling clubber of the week

Longest arms of the week

It was only a little fart”

Your mates beg to differ

Hungriest clubber of the week

Gimme a nibble

Do all of these people have wet paint on them now?

When you chase a sambuca shot with a double

Bad ideas, we all make them

Most SHOOK clubber of the week

That is a wildly irresponsible way to drive BOYS

Bezzie mates of the week

Best David Rodigan impression of the week

When you all decide you’re “probably just gonna wear that pink dress”

Trooper of the week

When they said they wouldn’t let you in because you’re too drunk

Look at me now hun chick