What Lincoln Uni halls every Kardashian/Jenner would live in

Where each multi-million pound sister and mother would live if they went to Lincoln Uni

Out with the old and in with the new. The Kardashians new show “Kardashians” started a few weeks ago and what a rollercoaster it has been already. Getting nearly an hour of insight into their lives every thursday allows us to see the glamorous, extravagant and expensive  Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle that we can only dream of.

As I watch the show week after week – shamelessly – I think to myself what would life be like if it was swapped with the Kardashians, I become a multi-millionaire and the Kardashians are put into the thick of student life. How would the Kardashians cope if they relied on student halls to rest their pretty heads? And more importantly, which ones would they pick?

This is what halls each Kardashian/Jenner would live in:

Kim Kardashian – Cygnet Wharf

There would be no doubt that Kim Kardashian would choose Cygnet Wharf as her halls of residence. Obviously studying Law, Kim would always want to be close to campus so she is never late to a lecture or seminar. Kim would make sure she has at least 2 rooms, one to sleep in and one as a designated dressing room. She would probably bribe someone to live in the top floor of building C so she has a perfect view of the Brayford Pool every day and would look down (metaphorically and physically) on everybody else. It is also strategically placed next to the nursery so she can attend uni without her army of mini Kanyes.

Kourtney Kardashian – Gateway

As Kourtney has entered her new edgy stage, thanks to fiance Travis Barker, the most fitting place for her would be Gateway. The small windows let in limited light, creating the perfect dark mood-lighting for her and Travis to exhibit cringey PDA to the rest of her flatmates. Gateway’s dark exterior would colour match perfectly with her aesthetic and with a McDonalds just round the corner it means all fast-food cravings are sorted when baby Barker is created.

Kendall Jenner – Lincoln Courts

Kendall would have chose Lincoln Courts, confusing  it with a place inundated with basketball players. After realising her mistake she would try to move, until she finds that courts has the best flat parties. Her room would be covered in flowers and crystals and there would be a tequila bar in the communal area (courtesy of her own company). Although, the wet rooms would not cut it for Kendall, especially after realising you can go to the toilet and shower at the same time. She would probably protest, it wouldn’t the first time. She would be a well known face to other residence by the end of the year and would try to defend courts when someone else (probably Kim) turns their nose up at it.

Khloe Kardashian – Valentine Court

Khloe would have applied to Valentine Court hoping that the name would be a good omen for her love life. Khloe would be wrong. As she is close to all her sisters, and a person known for not mincing her words, she is always in the middle of every argument, drama and scandal. This would be the same at Valentine as the rooms literally overlook each other, making it impossible to not know everyone’s business and Khloe would ,obviously, tell her sisters all the juicy gossip.

Kylie Jenner – 179 High Street

Kylie has always been the “cool” younger sister and would go with one of the newest accommodations that Lincoln Uni has to offer. She would make it the trendiest place to live in Lincoln, but like sister Kim she would need a whole other separate room for her wardrobe. She would never use the stairs and enjoy the novelty of using her key card, although she would probably get a designer brand to personalise it. She would enjoy having flatmates for a short while but then buy them out and replace them with her dogs. (I don’t blame her).

Kris Jenner – Iconinc Gravity

Matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner would have the most bougee and luxurious accommodation out of all the Kardashian Jenners – the penthouse apartment in Iconinc’s Gravity. Despite this alone setting her back nearly £2k every month, the momager would still definitely have all the extras like the cleaners and personal trainers. She would probably hold family dinners for all the residence and cry emotionally each time everyone gets a grade back. (she is just so proud!) Tbh, I can see her using the slide at the reception every morning.

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