Have you met the friendliest chip shop owner in Lincoln?
“I’ll give you extra chips, I want to make you girls fat”
No matter where you’re headed for your night out, everyone ends up in the same place, in the welcome golden glow of Mr Chippy.
Not only has he said: “I’ll give you extra chips, I want to make you girls fat” but apparently he is Manchester United’s biggest hooligan and has been blacklisted from loads of stadiums.
Mr Chippy is not only open after a night out, but it is also open during the day, you will always catch Charlie having a chat with customers no matter who they are or how busy it is.
“I look after my friends” says Charlie.
Behind the scenes it looks like working with Charlie could be just as much fun as coming for a visit. He even has visitors from across the globe. We met someone from San Diego.
Charlie, when asked if he owned the best chippy in Lincoln replied: “Never say never and never ever say probably.”
He also gives you free chips on your birthday – what’s not to love?
From those of us who have been there before
Luke T from winter Love Island will also be playing
He will take on the position in October
The geese can actually be quite nice, give them a chance
56 per cent of students who voted said they were most excited for ‘a proper night out’
They will be ‘prioritising face-to-face teaching sessions with additional online opportunities’
Swans can only do so much
You can also attend if you have received both doses of the vaccine
And the islander coupling up with your accommodation is…
‘In my 18 years in Cheltenham I didn’t experience as much racism as I have in the three years I have been in Lincoln’
There will be two more ‘vaccination buses’ in Lincoln in the following weeks
The uni is also now in the top 20 for student satisfaction
It is being offered to those who have not had their first dose and are eligible for one
Cheers Boris, crying now x
Anything for a bev at this point, amirite?
Here is how allies can show their support this month, and always
‘We would like to take the time to remind students of the support available at the Students’ Union and University.’
Because we deserve some attention too
Despite the UK scoring zero, we can laugh about it… right?
If you’ve dated the local who binned you off after one drink, we’re sorry that must’ve been brutal
She says to ‘expect chaos’
It’s a good time to be a Strathclyde student
‘I’m an immigrant queen, but my drag was born in the UK’
This trailer has me in a chokehold
Viewing your second year house is a must
Call me when you want, call me when you need
People are seriously shipping Otis and Ruby
Kemi Badenoch questioned same-sex marriage and called trans women ‘men’
This music video is hell
I want to be best mates with all of them!!
Where are these people getting their pick up lines from?
The reshuffle was like a really lame Casa Amor recoupling
‘My drag sisters call me the flying squirrel on stage’
She’s made over £100k off these in the last year though, fair play gal
And what to do if it has
‘Well, uh, I think I’m looking forward to cracking up’
Her biggest drag inspiration is Hannah Montana
‘Only been at school for a month and already hit this devious lick’
Only a real little lad will get over 50 per cent
Forever will never be over as far as I’m concerned
I felt it when Nicki said ‘It’s bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s’