Describe your lifestyle at Lancs uni and we’ll tell you which Riverdale character you are
Don’t let me be Penelope
In honour of Riverdale series five being released this week, we started wondering which Riverdale character we’d be if Lancaster suddenly evolved into the hot mess of Riverdale High. Whilst Lancaster may seems worlds away from totally random teen dramas and students randomly jumping into sudden musical episodes, perhaps the Lancs uni lifestyle really isn’t that far from Riverdale.
Your lifestyle at uni says a lot about you, and what Riverdale character you really are. Your milkshake order from Juicafe really shows where you’d fit in Pop’s Diner. Think you’d be concerned about a totally random, totally suspicious murder in your area? Looks like you’d fit right in, you might even try solving it yourself. Ever wondered if you’re more of a Highest Bitch In Charge like Cheryl or a supposed wallflower with a dark side like Betty?
Wonder no more, take the quiz below to find out which Riverdale character you really are:
A total of £1,200 could be deducted from next term’s rent for some students
And some parody videos too
OK, we all know Pendle is Agnes
Who will make it to the semi-final?
It all comes down to this: knowing where to go and who to tell
We were definitely born in the wrong generation
Everyone needs to understand the importance of mental health – it almost cost me my life
‘Changing the name of the club does nothing to harm white people, but does everything to harm black people’
‘For those who have played a team sport before, there is no denying the immense benefits it brings’
‘I’m dying to see how this one ends’
‘The ducks make people happy’
You might know their name, but what else?
‘There is a lack of communication between the university and hospitals’
If you manage to give up procrastination for the whole of Lent, you need to tell us how you did it
My application as the newest Peaky Blinder is pending
Police visited multiple townhouses to issue written and verbal warnings about fines
What have our officers got done over the last year?
Round two brings the next singles to the forefront
I miss Tom Malone Jr already
Only Rob is getting full marks, if you know what I mean
Actually quite shook at the revelation that Ines and Sam’s affair was faked
Hall monitors check the rooms in case people are secretly talking to one another
Please just let me wear a nice top without mentioning my boobs
‘Maybe the real 50 per cent off Glossier code was the friends we made along the way’
Suddenly my Netflix watch list is VERY full
He is widely regarded as one of the most accomplished forgers in history
It’s free on the app store now
Justice for A’Whora 2021
‘We all got chucked out at 10:30’
Come on BBC this isn’t even that bad
‘Michelle Visage still DMs us on Insta’
Despite two national lockdowns, these unis haven’t yet implemented no detriment
No more camera rolls full of screenshots
Can you be smart like Spencer and get at least 14/15?
Look, we can’t all be Max
It follows a hilarious video with her publishers
Fans of Adam and cats should probably look away now
Was Dubai actually the tipping point we all thought it was?