Pendle window is hanging on for dear life
Classic Pendle ghetto
Tab AuthorA Pendle student’s bedroom window is currently engaged in a life-or-death struggle against gravity.
Hang in there, buddy
Despite rumours of Mr Gatward’s involvement, the true culprit, a Boulsworth resident identified only as ‘Ricardo’, apparently endangered the life of his window not through rowdy tomfoolery, but simply by “opening it”.
The window is currently hanging on at one corner, despite the best efforts of Ricardo to reattach it.
Fine Art second year George, another Pendle ghetto resident, said he’d “recommend avoid walking under the window for a bit.”
Good effort
Despite suggestions from onlookers such as “run string from it to something in your room”, the window remains in a precarious position and could potentially fall at any moment.
Please, #prayforthewindow.
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