Twitter saves teen stuck without loo roll on train
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Desperate times calls for desperate measures concerning toilet etiquette.
But would you really broadcast this to the world?
A young lad found himself caught out on a train from London to Glasgow when he finished his a “reasonably large poo” only to discover there was no loo roll.
We’ve all been there.
But instead of using an old bit of newspaper Adam Greenwood made the hilarious decision to tweet Virgin letting them know of his predicament.
When they replied Adam politely told them his carriage number.
He then said he saw a man “looking quite worried in a full black suit carrying toilet roll”.
Then it was back to business for Adam: “After the awkward exchange and smiles, I grabbed it off him and finished what I started.
“Afterwards I just sort of left the loo roll on the side and I presume he went in after the smell cleared and attached it properly to the dispenser!”
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