Revealed: Ms Dynamite will headline the SSB

Ms Dynamite, of Dy-Na-Mi-Tee fame, will headline The 2015 Safer Sex Ball.

She will be performing live along with Felon, Duplex Sound, Joe Hawes.

The SSB travelling circus will also be on stage, including Playing With Fire circus show and Power Stilts Circus Acrobalance show.

Getting A Little Deeper in Exeter

There will also be a “50 Shades of Grey Bondage” photo booth.

We’re guessing there’s going to be lots of handcuffs around, so make sure to keep a spare set of keys in your underwear.

Last year’s raunchy photo booth

There will be plenty of other things in the “Arena”, including a snake charmer, circus stilt performers, projected festival style visuals, and a Hang-tough competition.

As well as the Arena there will be The Ringmaster Stage, which will be hosted by Boomtown’s infamous “The Dance-Off” crew and DJs.

Almost anything goes in a dance-off, as we all know, so expect loose behaviour here.

Dance offs in the boxing ring

Finally in The Big Top there will be a Mechanical Rodeo Penis.

There will also be a surf simulator, an inflatable bungee run, a Keith Lemon photobooth, a beer pong area, Hula hooping competition, VK Challenge and giveaways.

So that’s where your £38 goes – on a ridable rotating dick.

Don’t have too much fun kids.

You spin me right round