I’ve slept with 100 guys but I’m not a slut

It’s a feat many hope to achieve. And I have done it.

I’m talking about completing a Centurion, i.e. 100 sexual partners.

Unlike certain other prolific Exeter shaggers, I have some self-respect and have therefore decided to remain anonymous.

Although I am notorious for sleeping around, I only lost my virginity at 17.

I was then in a relationship during Freshers year (a complete waste of time) and then went on a sex-fuelled rampage.

Here, I share with you some of the best and worst partners I’ve had.

An artist’s impression of what sex might look like

The oldest guy I shagged was 28 and I was barely 18 at the time.

He’s a bit of a high-flyer and he’s been on X Factor as the pianist for a couple of series.

He had unbelievable tekkers – I even enjoyed when he licked me out, something that I’ve never really liked.

The youngest? 18…it happened a few weeks ago.

Still, he proved age is just a number, and if you have skill, it doesn’t matter how young you are.

The best sex I’ve ever had was with a close friend who I still regularly shag.

We are great friends and always have a laugh but we’ve always been attracted to each other.

What makes him stand out is the fact that we indulge in S&M.

The things we’ve done are scandalous and one time he left me with so many bruises on my bum that I couldn’t sit down for the next few days.

He’s tied me up, inflicted pleasurable pain and knows what he’s doing.

I challenge any other man to compete for the title of Best Shag. I also love giving him a blowjob (and blowjobs in general).

Didier Drogba put 100 away in the Premier League

Obviously, this brings me to the worse shags. Sorry lads, size really does matter.

The amount of times I’ve had to fake an orgasm because a guy just hasn’t filled me…I don’t think it’s necessarily about length; it’s about width a lot of the time. Skinny dicks? Go away.

Saying this, my least pleasurable shag happened a couple of weeks ago and it was due to a small dick.

No amount of tekkers is going to make up for having one.

A lad from back home who I’d been dating on and off came to Exeter for the weekend. I pretty much faked every time. I’m glad to say that we’re not in a relationship.

You name it and I’ve done it. Threesomes, DP, facials, squirting…there’s nothing I haven’t done.

Posed by models

I’m not a slut. If I was a man, everyone would be patting me on the back.

I think about sex as though I’m a guy. I don’t get emotionally attached; for me, it’s just physical pleasure.

So if you fancy it, try and find out who I am and perhaps I’ll make it to 200 before I graduate…